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[Turtle they/them]

what goals have you reached this year?

Is it possible to learn this power?

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Dude i just tied this cherry pit into a knot using my belly button

NO! BAD! GET AWAY FROM THERE!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

*cat sits on head*

There is a cat on you head.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

This whole day I've been sneezing and I have no idea why!

Interesting pizza delivery method.

[Turtle they/them]

sooooooo... what can i use these tweezers for?

BAM BAM BAM BOOM BAM BOOM BOOM BAM BOOM doo doo doo doo doo BIM BOM BIM BAM BOOM BOOM BAM BOOM BOOM

 

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

What sound we’re the drums making when the orcs were marching on Gondor?

NO, DON’T- well, too late.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I will now eat your pet fish. *gulp*

The dinosaurs are back.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Someone tried to eat my house. 
 

Oops! There goes my lucky ruler.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Why did you throw me?'

Ah ha! so it was you!

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

*accidentally drops crumbs on the floor*

*accidentally drops crumbs on the floor*

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

I can see the traces you’ve been leaving around. Always scurrying there and back... taking my food... well I’ve finally found you! All thanks to your carelessness... you took too much bread.

*sinister grin*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What did you do to my car?

The car has been removed.

[Turtle they/them]

Please pay before returning to your car..

 

*kicks down door* and that’s why I think he’s trying to pocket me for my strawberry shortcakes and French toast! He’s an elim, I tell ya, an elim!

 

 

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Hey Turtle, have you ever considered you might be playing too SE?

It's a cute eraser.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

GAH! What is THAT?! It's HORRIFYING!

 

Ha! You'd need to kill a Jabberwock before I let you do that. Or at least a Lynel.

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

May I sit with you to have dinner?

The Jabberwocky!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

What foul beast did that head come from?!

I can hide secret messages here and no one will notice.

Beware the Wicked Moles...

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

What’s that rumbling noise?

 

Towels. Lots of towels.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Six, but verging into seven.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Tell me again... Exactly how many planets have you blown up in the past three minutes?

 

Yelp!

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Where do you go for unanswered questions?

Only when I’m happy. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You're armpit farts??????

"No-o youu-u weren't suppose-ed to leave me-ee. Don't-t diee-e no-w."

[Primeival Chaos he/him]

Can I go to work now so that I can support us?

Jimbo McCheese Goofenshmeeble

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Who should I call to make a bad smell?

the colossus.

[Turtle they/them]

On 9/6/2022 at 8:30 PM, Robin Sedai said:

Hey Turtle, have you ever considered you might be playing too SE?

It's a cute eraser.

(no.)

 

“Hello, this is Robin from Walmart security! Who did you witness stealing the cheeseburger, again?”

sure babe, as though you didn’t steal my dinner yesterday. Sure.