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[Szeth's Facepalm]

GRANDPA YOU ARE GOING TO FINISH LISTENING TO THE ROSHARAN TRADE POLICY DECONSTRUCTION OR DIE TRYING! NOW GET BACK HERE AND GET YOUR NOTEBOOK OUT!

How rude. Unfortunately i don't care.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Oh, by the way, I insulted your friend so bad they threw themselves off a cliff.

How... nevermind. I don't even want to know.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

How does one dislodge a cello from a nose?

There is only one thing to do. HYAH!

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

There's a spider in my hair.

HOWD THAT HAPPEN?

 

[Going_North_cal]

She.... She turned into a winged lizard and flew away laughing and screaming "mcdonalds burritos!"

It is not my fault.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why is there now a crater instead of a house?

Dig away.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I've been digging my own grave with this relationship. Can you help me?

I'm going to die if that happens

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Are you ready of the flight of my pillow?

"My name is Inigo Montoya! YOU HAVE kilLED MY FATHER PREPARe To DIE!"

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“Ah hello family! I’m back from work!”

Well fine, but you owe me!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hey man, can i borrow your left femur and a couple of teeth please?

Manner of death appears to be an overdose of cheezwhiz.

Edited August 25, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

His face is all orange... around the chin there's this perplexing yellowish discoloration.

Gilgamesh. Why is it always Gilgamesh

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And you shall now have to fight in gladiatorial combat ... GILGAMESH!

Just keep swiming

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Are there... fins?! in the water???? They're coming closer!..

I didn't know that everything was so... flammable!

 

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I lit a paper towel on fire and now my whole block is gone.

IM LOOKING AT YOUUUUUU, THE WANDERING WIZARD!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Ette? I'm so glad I finally get to meet a Sharder in real life! Go on, guess who I am!

The dishes won't wash themselves.

Edited August 26, 2022 by Robin Sedai
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[2EmLee2]

You don’t believe this is the Beast’s and Belle’s castle? Give me one reason it’s not.

Stuffy nose and ice water.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

What two things make a hero?

I didn’t know croissants were so evil...

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

THEY STUFFED MY EARS FULL OF WAX, DID YOU KNOW THAT?!?!

I meant to do that.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

So mean to tell me you accidentally set off a chain reaction that will leave everyone on earth dead in the next two weeks?

T-rex. Of course

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

What kind of pet do you have at home?

I didn't do it, it's his fault! *points finger*

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

... Where did the sun go?

Да, следуйте за мной, и мы покорим все, что увидим!

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Robin, did you eat the megalomania-inducing-language-changing mushrooms again?

Not with that attitude.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I'm completely certain that I'm going to win the award for the most unconfident person in the world.

 

Wait...so it's not infinity, after all?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did you not know that 0 over infinity is zero?

I don't have time for that.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Do you want to stop and drink water? You haven't for a week.

... Then the water nymph messed up and flooded us.