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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Less is more!

man, leave for a minute and everything changes.

[The Isochronism he/him]

How long does it take for mountains to form?

 

It was rhetorical.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You will now know what happens when half the world dies.

That wasn't supposed to happen.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Sir, our allies are suffering from fatal mosquito attacks.

Now! Launch the giant grapes!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Sir! They're almost here, when do we attack?

NOT THE FART!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

My bowels feel somewhat strange...

 

That wasn't supposed to- wait...This might work for us...

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The ghanderflaffles mated with the selffalfrednaghs, sir.

I AM DEAD.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Now, spanky. Can you speak?

Sticks. hehehehehe

[demiblob he/him]

what is brown and sticky?

 

I am a ghanderflaffle.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

How do you wish to subvert I am Moana?

NO LIMIT TO PROTECTION SERVICES!?!?!?!?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Now, for this there is no limit.

Nope. not at all. continue.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Does that sight not disturb you?

AHHHHHH, MY EYES. WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY BEAUTIFUL EYES!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Want a pickled onion?

My eyes are circles.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What is with your face?

My nose is a box.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Could you put your toys back in the box, dear-WHAT ARE YOU DOING??

No way!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Oh, rusts and dusts. We're stuck in the middle of these woods and there are no paths left. In other words, we have-

 

I am slightly perturbed by your incredible ability to use Brandon Sanderson fake curses.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

STORMING RUST AND RUINS BY THE SURVIVORS SCARS AND MERCIFUL DOMI'S SHATTERING GLASS

Yeah *smirks* my mother always said I was just that.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

You are quite the buffoon.

I̶̞̺̜̞̲͑̃̉̉̈́̏͋̎͝ ̴̦̝͚̙̮̖͍̲̹̮͓̬͎̿̓̀̊̅̾ͅā̶̢̡͔͓̣̺̯̝̜̹̣̍͗̃̓̈̎͛̉̉̏͋͘̚͠m̸̥̤͇̯̙̖̉̉͛̏̓͊͝ ̷͈̘̖̰͚͖͈̤͈̒͜ͅp̶̢͉̝̻̺͙̱̠̰̫͓̟̈́͒͂̊̏̈̌̏̓͊̓̂͜͠ö̷̡̧̫̟̼̰̣͚́ͅs̵͙͚͕͕̀̑̈̂̇̾͐̽̒̄̀̚ͅe̵̦̺̠͖̜̻̼͂̑̾̀͜s̴̺̣̘͎̋̽́͗̿̄s̸̤̹̣̲̼̘̲̹̼̙̤͑̇͂̀͑̽͑̌̽́͠ͅį̴̩̈́̈́͆̔̔̊͋̆͐̏̚̕͝͝͝ņ̷͚͍͚̖̝͙̉̈́̿̏̏̈́̔̀̈̐̃̚͠g̶̡̹̝̩͎͓̦̼̙͈̟̫̍ ̷̢̘̰̠̜͖͔̯͍̪̜̣̎̄͂̏̍ͅm̷̨̢̛͉̝͚̫̳̓̄̒̅͆̇̀̒͋͘i̸̢̛̝̟̩̮͇͈̥̙̐̈̄͆̾̎n̶̛̯͌̄͐̑̈ ̶̡̯͍͕̙͚̰̭̞̭̯̒̾͋̾͒͑͜͠ņ̵̛̛̛͕͇̯̝̃͌͊̂̇̇̓̅̚͝o̸͓͇͖̟̟̮͓̤̫̹͔̼̚w̵̮̮̮̎̂̀͆̓͌̃̐͗͐͘͝͝.̸͇̹͈͈͓̞̥̐̏̀̿̄̂̒̾̃̍̆̈́̽̕̕͜͜ ̴̨̙̺̣͚͚̥̣͕͎̣̹̦̪̋́̅͌̈̾̌̋̔͘͘͝h̸͈̺͚͇̳̝̺̰͙̊̒̈́̉̏̋̌̅̚͜e̶̡̨̹̫̣͔̮̮̒ḩ̶̠̖͇͉̙͎̩̩͕͎̘͘ͅe̷̡̛̱̞̥̼̳͋̽̃͆̓̾̎͒͑͠͝h̸̨̫͔̗͖̦̪̾̄̔̄̓̆͝e̴̫͈͓̣̖̣̻͓̖̦͔̋̂̈́̿͌̑̓̅̑̋̂̐̍͝h̷̡̧̲̹̳̘͓̰̊͋ê̷̖̦̯͎̰͓̓͝

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bob has the ability to say creepy things randomly. But sometimes it's hard to understand exactly what he's saying. Oh, here's Bob now. Hi, Bob!

 

 

Ah, sorry, I have a tendency for causing planet shattering explosions sometimes. I probably should have told you sooner.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

WHY DID YOU DO IT?

Fe Fi Fo Fum I smell a little man

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"This is Bilbo Baggins, sneaking into the house of the weird giant who lives in a castle in the clouds at the top of a beanstalk!"

 

Things would be a lot worse if I hadn't.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Why did you kill them?

I don't have to explain myself to the likes of you!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

W-w-what? Are you telling me you skipped to the final chapter in a Brandon Sanderson book???

Treat others with kindness.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what's your motto?

NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP. NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN. NEVER GONNA TURN AROUND AND DESERT YOU!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

if you could sing one song for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Graphing paper.