Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

The sky is blue today.

No! No respectable human being would ever- wait, I'm being paid in pie...? Let me think about it....

 

[Quivil]

If I gave you three pi, would you burn this copy of [insert favorite Brandon Sanderson book here]

 

Well. That was unexpected.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

BOOKWYRM WENT THROUGH WITH IT?!?!?!?!

I'm going to be attacked by cows?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Now, when the cows come to attack you, just remember that you have a helmet in your backpack.

I-excuse me? Have I been falsely accused of something?

[Quivil]

Do you know what you did? You burned a copy of my favorite Sanderson book! How could you! *cries*

Whatever went wrong, I didn't do it. *thinks for a moment* Probably.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Faint shouting in the distance*

I did it. Or did I? Actually let me think about it.

Edited June 24, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[The Isochronism he/him]

Did you look at your phone two seconds ago to check the time?

 

Let me tell you the story about the space-viking...

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

So there's the story about the purple squid that lived in the clouds of Saturn! I bet you don't know a weirder story than that!

It wasn't me! It was the shovel, I swear!

[The Isochronism he/him]

Your entire story is full of holes... just like your backyard. Now tell me again, who did this?

 

The Answer is Nein! 

Edited June 26, 2022 by Bondsmith-Edgedancer

[JaySurge he/him]

What number is this? So you still refuse to answer.

Not again!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

There's a wormhole in the middle of the kitchen with green poodles coming out of it!

I don't think that I-wait, really?!

 

[S. Stormy she/her]

I believe you are the one and only Barbara Manatee.

 

Yes. And I think I have reason to be proud of myself.

Edited June 27, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed
Changing phrasing

[Spencer Nightshade]

No, there's no way... You didn't actually... Did you actually replace the Empire State Building with a giant inflatable replica?

 

1973, of course.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What's that musical about John Adams called?

Just get Frank.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Why should I go get your cat?

"I do not say blah, blah, blah."

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Did the wizard turn you into a sheep?

You've got no chutzpah.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What did I just run out of?

I should slap you for that insult.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Your hair looks nice! I think... Tell me, is that hair or are those your eyebrows?

Tree wizard!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

*Huffs angrily* AND JUST WHAT KIND OF WIZARD DO YOU THINK I AM?

Oh no, wait it's just a interdimensional world destroying monster.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

OHMYGOD did you say my ex just crossed the road?

Not a nice time pie.

[Lament on the Wind she/her]

Don't eat that or you'll turn old!!!

I knew it!

I finally understood the mechanics of inverse questions!

Edited June 28, 2022 by WindjoggerTriggerhappy

[S. Stormy she/her]

I admit it... I was the dump cake all along.

 

Didn't you notice? The cat is still in your pocket.

[HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES he/him]

so I needed to host a burial for my friends pet this week but i cant find it

 

 

one day brandon sanderson will write his last book

[S. Stormy she/her]

What is your one of your Lightweaver truths?

 

Haha, you're funny.

Wait, seriously?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I had a good answer for this one, but I didn't type it out fast enough

6 minutes ago, HOID WANTS INSTANT NOODLES said:

one day brandon sanderson will write his last book

What do you think will happen if Patrick Rothfuss doesn't ever finish Doors of Stone?

3 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Haha, you're funny.

Wait, seriously?

Did you know horses and cows can sleep standing up, but they can only dream when lying down.

 

SERIOUSLY?? A POTATO??

Edited June 28, 2022 by Shining Silhouette