Quivil Posted June 28, 2022 Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) You ask what happened to my face? I cooked a potato wrong and it exploded. Most of the potato bits hit it. How did you know? Edited June 28, 2022 by Tani
S. Stormy she/her Posted June 28, 2022 Posted June 28, 2022 (edited) Quote Oops, ninja'd. 6 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said: SERIOUSLY?? A POTATO?? Soo... you know that thing I sold your pearl necklace for? That I never told you what it was...? Well... now you know. I discovered your secret. You thought you could HIDE the giant sack of uncured ham?! Ah... I'll be happy to clear up this little misunderstanding if... you'll marry me! Edited June 28, 2022 by Shallan Stormblessed
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 "I'm in a conundrum where two people have asked me to marry them, and they both gave me a very long list of very valid reasons why I should marry them. I want to marry one of them, but I'm torn." "Twenty is plenty."
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 What is a saying that always rings true? "Twenty really is plenty..."
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 "So, I bought you six more planets, plus the fourteen you already had. Do you want any more?" (Ironically, I didn't know that "twenty is plenty" was a saying. My mind just fell on it a few minutes ago and I decided to put it here.) "That sounds really interesting, but I'm busy trying to survive falling the wrong way right now, if you don't mind."
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 WHO WANTS A PAIR OF PANTS? well, that's not gonna help me now that I've written five books in the series.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 Here's the ultimate guide to writing the last book in your trilogy! Excuse me, but is that an Honorblade I see you holding?
Quivil Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 There's at least one wall in the way. I can't go "straight" there. Well, that used to be mine, but then I threw it at Geoffrey's face, and then it was his. However, it's yours now, because you touched it last. Have fun!
Lament on the Wind she/her Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 Oh!Can I have that book?Also...What happened to Geoffrey's face? NO!!! I CAN'T EAT YOUR FACE!
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 Can you save the world? Yes, I'll do it.
Quivil Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 It's been a week since I first asked! Are you going to take out the trash or not? uhhhh No, definitely not, nope nope nope.
Lament on the Wind she/her Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 Stop thrashing! Let me braid your hair so long as it is right! Did you just hear what Bob said?!
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 Bob: If you can't hear this, you shall meet a gruesome death. It all depends on whether or not you've seen any talking animals today.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 Is my wish for ultiimate power and then subsequent destruction going to be fulfilled? I'm being paid.... in cows? Let me think about it.
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 the cows are all yours if you start a war with France. CHEESE WHIZZ
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 You want what powers again? Perfectly balanced as all things should be.
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 How's your empire doing? Because it looks like it's devolving in civil war... Just give me the ice cream.
Lament on the Wind she/her Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 The scalpel?Or the scissor... Pink and yellow dragons,invisible cows and furless dogs!
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 Our zoo has lots of cool animals, including... No, I mean besides the gigantic turkey that's coming to destroy us.
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 Are we still condemed? HELLO THERE!
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted June 29, 2022 Posted June 29, 2022 Remember, we have to be really sneaky, or Obi-wan is going to spot us and- But what if I don't want an explosion today?
The Wandering Wizard he/him Posted June 30, 2022 Posted June 30, 2022 (edited) Here are the explosions you preordered, sir!!!! Ko!oss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited June 30, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard
Quivil Posted June 30, 2022 Posted June 30, 2022 What half-baked plan did you set in motion this time? *slowly sinks down in chair*
Eluvianii he/him Posted July 2, 2022 Posted July 2, 2022 I heard someone passed running down the street yelling "The dead are coming!" while in their pajamas. What a weirdo, right? You kidding? My mom would ground me for a year if I did that.
Quivil Posted July 2, 2022 Posted July 2, 2022 Have you read the new Sanderson book yet? So many good sayings just don't apply to accidents with wood chippers.
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