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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I'm pretty sure that says hamburger.

Cats/dogs/reptiles!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Fave snack?

Woodwind.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

You burned what section by fire?

I see.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

*Surgically implants eyes into blind person*

Anything for you!

[The Isochronism he/him]

What do you do on Sundays?

 

Is this a trick question?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

5 hours ago, Bondsmith-Edgedancer said:

Is this a trick question?

Is pineapple on pizza legit?

 

I haven't done it yet, but I will eventually.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Hey, you picked our child up from daycare, right? It ended three hours ago.

That's actually illegal. Yeah, i'm surprised too.

[Ranryu she/her]

Um... Why is Stan playing his tuba on the rooftops?

Fortunately, all the mutant kangaroos were herded up and shipped back to Greenland

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Breaking news! This just in, evil mutant kangaroos bent on world domination have just been released on accident by a lab in Australia!

Excellent. The padawan has now become the jedi.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Life before Death, Strength before Weakness, Journey before Destination?

I am tired, so very tired.

Edited August 22, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Szeth's Facepalm]

GRANDPA, WHY ARE YOU LEAVING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY DECONSTRUCTION OF ROSHARAN TRADE POLICIES??

Bright orange, with majestic purple tints and a hint of sage green.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

What color is your new car?

It's fun, there's no other reason.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Why are you a part time sociopath?

"And he broke the world with his head." 

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

“Far back at the beginning of time, there was a man.”

 

Well I don’t know about that, but I’d be happy to set it all on fire.

[Szeth's Facepalm]

Ok, for your job in baking the cake, can you please make the frosting?

VASHER, NO!

Edited August 22, 2022 by Szeth's Facepalm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Should I destroy a school? Surely they count as evil.

It's a smugglers phrase.

[Ranryu she/her]

Why does your shirt say "Only illegal in a court of law"?

If you want him to give you the treasure, you must grab him by the beard.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What do I do with this leprechaun I caught?

Not mine yet, but it soon will be!

[2EmLee2]

Wait, this is your house? I thought it belonged to the president!

The nacho made me the Survivor of Cat-thsin

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why is your face yellow, your arms scarred, and your hands full of chips?

Unluckily, there are 13 realities.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

It says here that the universe is destined to explode in five minutes if there really are 13 realities.

HUH? COW SAID WHAT NOW?

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Hey, my girlfriend asked if you'd like to join our D&D campaign?

Chiaroscuro

Edited August 24, 2022 by Robin Sedai

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What's your favorite word?

...all because a cat was sitting on your chest????

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

There was this cat and it was sitting on my chest. I’m allergic to cats so I screamed and ran away, but then I accidentally knocked over a pot of boiling water and broke the stove, so I was burned and my house was on fire. I had recently bought the house and invested most of my money into it. The natural landscaping was burned—there was a forest fire—and it rampaged for days. This did not help the fact that there was already a drought in my area, or the fact that most of the houses were made of wood. All in all, most people there lost their houses and livelihoods, and animals and wildlife died. 

That’s a really stupid ability to gain for reaching 5th Ideal. 

Edited August 24, 2022 by SymphonianBookworm

[Robin Sedai she/her]

LOOK! Look, everyone! I can reach so far into my nose it comes out of my eyeball!

*sob*