Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[Quivil]

*planet explodes* Stromenkiin, what did you do this time?!?

 

*frustrated screaming*

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

I took the last cookie...

"PIZZA FIGHTTTTT!!"

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What do you call flying dough, meat, tomatoes, and cheese?

"To COLLEGE!"

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Where is that frog going?

Angband is not a bakery!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You were supposed to get fifteen whole-wheat loaves! What is this nonsense?

Incorrect. Those ones are all dead.

[The Isochronism he/him]

I was supposed to feed all those babies, correct?

 

A swimming pool. A GREEN swimming pool.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

What is this huge green thing out there? An alien spaceship? A colony of mortal bacteria ?

I don't think anyone ever expected that.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Then the sun went out on one side and flared up on another.

and that's the story.

[The Isochronism he/him]

So you were hanging by one finger off the edge of the giant knife-worm, what else?

 

Duuuuuuuuuunnnnnnneeeeeee

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEn?

It was only three world eaters, so I left. *shrug*

[Liahona]

...Weren't you supposed to be keeping an eye on Doc???

hehehe. spoopy season.

[S. Stormy she/her]

Umm... what's with this blood all over the doorstep?

 

SPUD!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

What do you get when you cross scud with Spin?

Now it‘s time for you to do a lab report for Expirement 3.1. Include a table in the results section, following the instructions given in the text above.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I finished my drawing!

Iskallium.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What did you turn the rabbit to?

Chris Common can chortle cans.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

My brain is on the edge of collapse. Please, whatever you do, please please please do not use alliteration under any circumstances.

Kill it! We can't have one of those scurrying around the house!

Edited October 3, 2022 by Sequence

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

How did evolution let that thing happen? Looks like a bear, an elephant, an ant and a sequoia had a kid. Absolutely fascinating. If we could keep it alive and study it, biology would have enough to talk for 50 years, and probably answer many questions.

 

This is, indeed, not the place for that.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

STOP EATING FOOD IN THE KITCHEN BILLY!

"I don't think now's the time."

[Odiumiumium he/him]

*Walks into a therapy session*

"Hey so y'know that cute little rabbit that I saw running around? So yeah turns out it was evil and when I tried to feed it a carrot it tried to eat my hand instead. It also has poisonous fur and venomous teeth. Maybe the glowing red eyes were a dead giveaway but-"

 

"I don't think that's the reason."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

It's burning! Dangit! I bet the air force dropped napalm on it!

Oh you mean that dragon over there, which is ravenously devouring the townspeople?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What happened to the pet dragon I was trying to tame?

Then I was accused of killing Robin Hood.

[Adolinalsium he/him]

Oh you are talking about the guys last week?

I didn't start the fire

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

WHY IS MY STICK ON FIRE?

 

This gum tastes like concrete...

[Cinnamon]

*spreads caulk on crack in sidewalk. Thaidakar picks up blob*

So … still wanna get chouta with me?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Chouta? You mean those meat balls? Those sound gross...

 

Of course it wasn't!