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Your majesty! Please do something! The Globulius Empire is approaching and you're the only one who can control the armies!

How fascinating... Listen, I need you to go and kill that one, then take the other one out to dinner.

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Did you like the low-sodium, low-calorie, sugar-free, vegan, environmentally friendly, recyclable, decaf cucumber-coffee-orange-flavored energy drink?

Mhm...Mhmm...Yes very interesting...Oh look at the time! Sorry have to go so very sorry veryinterestingbyeokgottogobye!! 

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Oh hey you're Odiumiumium right? WellIwantedtotalktoyouabouttheprincplesofdynamicquantummatterexistinginthecognitiverealminperfectsymbiosiswithdarkmatterandintensegravitationalfluctuations-

 

But- but- but- but- but-........................... I'm innocent!

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So... lemme get this straight. You buy a mechanical chicken and...

When... when and why?

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THE ALIENS ARE COMING! At some point in the future. BUT THEY'RE STILL COMING!

 

Ummmmmmmmmmmmm IT WAS HIM! *points and jumps out the window when everyone is distracted*

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Look at this chicken. LOOK AT IT... now look at this definitely-not-possessed squirrel. Anything fishy going on here?

Ah ha! YOU ate the last cookie didn't you!

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There was a hurricane, a magical monkey and um.. an ALPACA! HE took it!!

*Panics* Wait WHAT *EXPLODES*

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I don't think food is supposed to look like that...

No, no... you're going to be all right. Just stay with me. Stay with me.

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