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[Telrao she/her]

So, I've been told that there are some human-eating, time warping beings stuck in Antarctica. Apparently, if they are found, they will destroy humanity.

That... that may be a problem. Probably.

[The Aspiring Archivist any pronouns]

I killed someone yesterday and by living in your house I have made you an accessory to murder.

That is an awful idea.

[Telrao she/her]

How about we give Moash a redemptive story arc?

H'm, yes. Sound delicious.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And then we will cook the glass in a furnace.

hehehehehe HEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEH HEHEHEHEHEHEHE HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

Wait... Did you eat the baby?

Little tiny watermelon shoes that bunnies can wear! It's genius!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Why hello my friend! Would you be interested in buying my new product? Only $49.99! (permonth)

Okay calm down, and explain what happened to the kids very slowly.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

thenwerhpaowjefijviubje! the kids!

"Sigh" he said.

[Telrao she/her]

"And thus, after Contingency plan beta alpha alpha two two has been completed, we can then take over the world. What do you say, O great one?"

WHO UH WHO UH WUKA WUKA I NEED CHEESE *drops mic*

Edited November 3, 2022 by Telrao

[Ranryu she/her]

"And now, a word from our sponsor, the smartest person in the world!"

But the triangle shark didn't know, so he showed up to the party wearing a sombrero and overalls.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This party had been planned for months as a black tie event, as it was very professionally celebrating the business closing a large deal.

Not as wide as Putin tho .

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

If you keep eating those country cookies you will be as wide as texas.

I have a very black belt.

[Telrao she/her]

Sir, I challenge thee to THE karate duel of the century! What sayest thou?

But alas, the cat would not listen.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

You have to convince her! The plan would absolutely fall apart without Mittens!

Red, probably. There's a shortage right now.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Which color should we produce from the leftovers in our slaughterhouse?

Ultimate Power!

[Quivil]

What do you want for Christmas this year?

 

I apologize for the inconvenience, but no. It's far too late for that now.

[demiblob he/him]

I can has Cheezburger?

 

And this is why you got locked up.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did you know the maximum ammount of nukes that it takes to make a child glow and start evolving?

I was bored.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

...There are worms all over the kitchen floor.

 

Indeed, 'tis a [REDACTED]. A mighty and powerful and fluffy being of only the highest order.

[Telrao she/her]

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I HATH BEEN SUMMONED!

My good sir, is that a [REDACTED]? It just blew up my Clinic!

Ehm... about that - *yeets out window*

[AonDoor he/him]

Why is there a hole in my space-time?

Well, I've never– Hmm. Y– I can't say that it has.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

In the past, has it been fun to condemn people to endless torture?

 

Just eat the storming food, already!

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

It smells weird. And it looks weird. And it feels weird. And it sounds weird.

I don't know. I don't think anyone knows.

[demiblob he/him]

What is the definition of the word the?

 

Stop eating my chocolate baby.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

*Nom nom* Oooh, that's yummy!

No, really, that's not how they explode.

 

Edited November 10, 2022 by Potato's Wit

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

"Will the amoniumm triiodide destroy the planet?"

Actually, the Crown Prince of Nigeria manages my car's extended warranty.