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[Immortal Platypus]

What do you think about the Shadows.

You're crazy.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Don't you agree with me that hotdogs are always invested?

Um... I'll take the one you didn't bite.

[Telrao she/her]

*Slobbery Telrao noises* *snork* Wanna shum? It'sh good! *proffers cookie*

*Slaps desk in frustration* WHAT. THE. STORMS!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Your resume says that you were a chicken for a year, for that reason we aren't hiring you.

Well, duh, of course I did that.

[Telrao she/her]

.... Did you just... insult Dalinar Kholin?

Oooooo.... sparkly. GIVE IT TO ME!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Does anyone want this crystal?

I did it... I confess, it was me! Just don't punish them!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Just tell me where the kittens are hidden so that they may be tried for their crimes!

Yes honey, that's very interest- wait, did you say "broken glass"?

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

-so that's why the ate broken glass! The kittens sure love that...

Power, pure power.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What would an entity have to give you for you to give them all control over you?

You have sealed the Deal, YOU ARE OURS!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

But... but I wanted the donuts!

I... I don't know what to say.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Why did you kill me?

I stopped counting after the first few centuries. 

[Quivil]

How old are these rations? And you want us to eat them?

 

Well, that might have been a concern for you except that it isn't, because I destroyed the evidence by eating them.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Where did the phantom pickles go?

Well honestly, I have no idea. They might though.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Did they accept the Donuts as payment?

We have located the Stronghold of our foe. It is made of mirrors.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Alright, what do you got for me? Last week's info sucked, so this better be good.

Bone-free ice cream, probably.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

What's your favorite treat?

I just want to take over the universe! It's not like I'm, you know, STEALING COINS FROM THE WISHING WELL!

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

What are you doing? 

I... I swear...

[Potato's Wit she/her]

What do you do at school? 

*Fall face first on the floor* I would rather eat snails.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

So...I hear there's a good movie that just came out. We should gather the group and go see it.

No. It's okay, it's an easy mistake to make.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I didn't think it was tar...

I- I didn't realize that would happen.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Well, yea, when you BOMBED POLAND, THE WHOLE POPULATION DIED!!

Eh, clouds aren't worth dying for. Choose potatoes instead.

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[S. Stormy she/her]

BUT MOMMY, THE CLOUDS WON'T STAY UNLESS I JUMP OFF!

 

So... yeah... I am allergic. Very.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What did you think of the carrot-cake that I painstakingly spent four days making from scratch to make you happy on your birthday?

That's a storming lemon.

[Odiumiumium he/him]

It's really good. You Rosharans don't know what a fruit is. C'mon, try some!

Wait, what do you mean by  "poisonous"???

[Telrao she/her]

Did you enjoy my latest concoction? Poisonous pie! Delicious! *force feeds slice of pie*

IT WAS YOU! THE TRAIN FIEND!!