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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S GROWING MORE EYES

*Belches* *Apologizes profusely and runs out of the room on the verge of tears*

 

[Liahona]

And up next to the mic is a world-famous musician, Bookwyrm!

No no no not Jigglypuff not again

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Oh boy I can't wait to play Smash Bros onli-

Well no, the boar can easily shred through that. Try the piano.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Should we make the enclosure out of tables?

It ended up looking like the Les Miserables fort.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

What happened with the sandwich after I left?

Power, distilled power.

[Liahona]

...what did you put in your Monster?

You either go to sleep or I will make you sleep

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I have not slept for 12 days. I broke the record!

And that is why all the princesses are mad at me.

[2EmLee2]

WHERE DID ALL MY TIARAS GO.

The tiny demon spawn mutilated my hand.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

WE CREATED A RENDLING!

we have possessed you.

[Ranryu she/her]

Why did I just buy the pickle-flavored potato chips?! I WANTED THE DORITOS *sobs*

That's lovely dear, but did you need to add quite so many pauses for laughter?

[AltonicKeys he/him]

And that's why we should bring James A Garfield back to life to rule Mars.

Yeah, very nice. Why is it sticking out of my chest right now?

[2EmLee2]

Look! In metallurgy the instructor let me make a Sylspear!!

Did you think I wasn’t going to add spikes?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

This cake... kind of hurts to eat.

... Spooky.

[Immortal Platypus]

did you hear those ghosts?

candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy candy

[Ranryu she/her]

Why are you eating that pikachu?

I love that this is where my tax dollars are going.

[Immortal Platypus]

did they just add fight club to school?

how and why?!!!!!!

[AltonicKeys he/him]

So. Um. Someone made a meat leaf. Like meat with the structure of a leaf.

Isn't that like the sauce company?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

The Heinz factory is pretty well guarded, but with the right crew and the right timing, we'll be in there in no time.

................PLEASE DON'T.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And we will also eat the last cherry pit.

We are one!

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Why did the dog melt into go then,like, blast at full speed out of the room twords you just a minute ago?

No, pies are always better. *Laughs hysterically*

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Now class, if we assume that x=π, then-

Oh. I forgot about that. I should probably get that taken care of.

Edited December 14, 2022 by Ookla the Perpetual

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

How did you break @InfiniteInsanity's brain?

oompa loompa doompadee doo

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Where's my gibberish plant?

No! The cat hates that!

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Why did the cats ask for a drum set? They wanted to make some mewsic!!! *manic laughter ensues*

Meeeoowwww...MMEEOOWwwwww.......*flamethrower noises*

[2EmLee2]

Look, Mr. Boots, we brought you home a puppy so you have someone to play with!

Lenses. All of them. Destroyed.