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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

...Why is everyone in my garden.

 

Ha! There's no way that- *yelps and dives out the window*

[Potato's Wit she/her]

I have a Scooby Snack! Prepare to die!!!

I am relatively sure they'll be fin- *EXPLOSION*. Yup. They hit the buttons 27 times each. That was fast.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

"Are you sure that your machine is safe for those idiots to work?"

Not my fault.... This time

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Did your garden shed just grow legs and rampage across Tokyo?

I wish that I could force the populace to do that.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did they just wax your throne???

I have no memory of this place. Only...

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So, is this magical rainbow sparkle land?

No! No! Not like this! Not with the radioactive razor kitties!

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Mwahahahaha. I shall unleash my radioactive razor kitties upon the city, and then everyone will be too distracted by their green-tinted adorableness to realize that I am now the CEO of Radioactive Razor Kitty Co., as is my birthright!!!

"Yes, yes...So what did you do with the parrot?"

[Liahona]

You wouldn't believe how many birds I had to wrangle. I didn't know you owned so many cages! But look, the windows are closed, and I got the canary, the macaw, the hummingbird...

Whatever you do, d̵̢̛͕̪̜̜͚̮̜͈͇̊ó̴̧̮͎̜͙̥̥̬̰͍̗̩̩̚n̵̗̫̫̗̦̺͇̣͖̓͂̀͗́͝'̶̧̘̞̜͚̬͎̱͓͙̈̀͊̐͋̊͆́́̇̚͜͝ͅt̶̡̝̤̘͕͇̲̙̹̫̏͛̉͑͐͐̉̽͆̈́̇͊͛̚͠ turn around.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

What was that mysterious sigil?

Don't look back!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why are we running from that perfectly ordinary house?

My mouse will kill you now.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

So, I bought some rat poison, where should I put it?

Well, when you put it like that it sounds bad. We're going to un-alive them. Better?

[Telrao she/her]

You're going to blow up an entire village, murder the remaining inhabitants, and slaughter every cat in a 50 mile radius?

Ack! You knew that??

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[Potato's Wit she/her]

Why'd you shave a ducking with a skate board on the back of your head?

Ick! Why would we eat that???

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

And here are mashed potatoes!

No! If we do that, then we'll never make it back across the never-ending rift!

[Liahona]

We could find the bridge and cross it, or we could find it and blow it up. 

This is a very strange corner of Wish.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Hey, look at that asparagus! It's playing the banjo!

What? Why would you say that when WE'RE ABOUT TO BOARD THE PLANE?

[Potato's Wit she/her]

So, um, I sold all of our luggage to a mouse, and now we have this cool snow globe. 

That's going to get you killed....

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did you know you can snort air?

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Why? NO, NEVERMIND DON'T ANSWER THAT!

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

So, where did you put the Worldspike again?

FEED MY NEVER-ENDING HUNGER FOR RICE!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What is the cat doing?

I only sneezed out a gallon of water. That's a strange look you've got on your face.

[Telrao she/her]

Dear LORD WHAT ARE YOU DOING *water splashing noises*

It took me, like, two seconds bro.

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Who killed Mr.Tibbins?

*Snorts* That's not going to happen.

[Telrao she/her]

You know, the sun is going to rise tomorrow...

Oh, YeS PrEcIoUs

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

...Is that the One Ring?

Then, our projectile will detonate high in the atmosphere, and the WORLD SHALL KNEEL!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Then what are we doing with the bat bomb?

wrong number. This is the pizza place.