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[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"YOU SAID WHAT WHILE ROBBING THEM?!?!?!"

*Clears throat* *In a deep voice says* YUP!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So, you do steal Fizzy Lifting Drink?

... Can't argue with that...

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I will now hang you upsidedown above endless Chaos.

Minecraft.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

What's the laggiest video game?

Blankets, but not regular ones. Magic ones.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What is the best way to start a fire?

so the cat walked through the wall.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Stromenkiin, are you on drugs?

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

My beloved cactus is dying! What should I do?

Try giving them some water. 

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

How do I help someone drowning in front of me?

Are you sure it's how you're supposed to use it?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I point the barrel end away from me, right?

NOOOOOOOOOO DON'T FEED THE CAT THAT!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Awww, that's a good kitty... Here, I have some of your favorite! Moa Nuggets!

Hmm... I know what's wrong with it. tHerE AIN't no gAs innIT

 

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Here's a model of the solar system. What's wrong with it?

Hypersatial strings.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

What's that coming out of your nose?

Belay that.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*constructs illegal ballistic missile*

Nah, man! That was yesterday, don't you remember?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did we die?

*Contructs a sentient metal dragon*

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Now, I shall work on a small project.

I am very rich.

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

How do you have three nuclear fusion-powered private planes?

How does any of that make sense?

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I had seven soup, and nine of them had rocks, but then actually Thursday.

 

...No, that was my master plan. It's just that my little brother found it.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Ew, chewed up bits of paper. I hope it isn't your homework...

To thine own self be true.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I am now going to blow you up.

The sun destabalized.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

YAY WE FINALLY SOLVED THE PROBLEM! THE SUN IS STABLE AND NO LONGER GOING TO EXPLODE!!!

Why. Yhw

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"THE DARKE SHALL OVER TAKE ALL.ALL EKAT REVO LLAHS EKRAD ETH. What do you think of my evil plan?nalp live ym fo kniht uoy od tahW"

Hehehehe. That was fun.

Edited September 19, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Then there was that time we ate 5000 hot dogs.

I can walk on lava.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

...But the main question is, what skills do you bring to the company?

Jake's dead. I'm Jake now.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Why have you been accused of identity theft?

I promise I only took a little bit.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What happened to the Quantum material?

Not my fault