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[The Bookwyrm he/him]

We were going on a tour in a magic submarine....

 

"You did WHAT?!" *Explosions occur one building over*

[Odiumiumium he/him]

Oh yeah, I forgot to turn the portal off. The electricity bill is going to be through the roof.

"Yeah, and there was this depressed-looking lobster thing with 17 legs and a sentient rainbow slime."

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

"There were hippos on your field trip?!"

I highly doubt that your current predicament will be beneficial to your mission.

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Do you think we could use the teeth?

Look, that part wasn't up to me.  Mostly.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Let me get this straight. YOU THREW THE RING INTO THE VOLCANO!

It was only a tiny fart.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!?! *explosions next door*

And now, I shall use this caldera to suck out your brainpower.

Edited August 27, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[Ranryu she/her]

Why are we having a math test in a caldera?

The team lost 6-14, but then the players all caught fire, so I consider it a win.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So what happened to your crochet team?

Uh uh, no way that happened.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

And then I drank the entire five-gallon bucket of lard.

Not yet you don't.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So when shall I duel you?

NEVER AGAIN!

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

“Can I borrow your lighter?”

Is that why you ended up with claw marks on your face?

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

So I hadn't told you but we now have a pet T-Rex at home!

Listen, it wasn't supposed to do that. I think.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What did your creation do to the world?!?

now, just hop in the briefcase.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

They don't allow us to get an extra seat for someone, even if they're small.

Oh god. This is why punctuation is important!!

[Going_North_cal]

Just so you're aware we're going to eat Sir. Oh sorry, let me correct myself. Just so you're aware, we're going to eat, Sir.

Do not bother me. I am watching a banana.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

3 minutes ago, SymphonianBookworm said:

Oh god. This is why punctuation is important!!

Quote

“A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots in the air.

"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife annual and tosses it over his shoulder.

"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."

The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.

Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

 

 

Just now, CalanoCorvus said:

Do not bother me. I am watching a banana.

Hey did you hear that--

 

I liked that guy!

Edited August 30, 2022 by Shining Silhouette
ninja'd

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

1 minute ago, CalanoCorvus said:

Do not bother me. I am watching a banana.

"Sir, there's a quantum disturbance in tank 4!"

2 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

I liked that guy!

"I might have accidentally killed Moash."

It was only a little candle.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The house is on fire. WHAT DID YOU DO?

The sea is made of flame.

Edited August 31, 2022 by EmulatonStromenkiin

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Funny story. My beach house was on fire, but the seawater did nothing to put it out.

Because Popsicles

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"YoU WENT ON A RAMPAGE BECAUSE OF WHAT AGAIN?"

It was only a tiny gateway.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

You opened a gateway into a demon dimension and let stuff through!?!?

The ogre is not a good cook.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"Why did you fall in the volcano?"

I ONLY BURPED!

[Throw TheLiving Silverware he/him/il/lui]

I know you were supposed to perform a fire breathing show, but you could have done it without setting  yourself on fire!

That's not how real life works, sadly.

 

Edited September 3, 2022 by Just a Silvereye

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

I closed my eyes and wished really hard to be a giant ice-breathing penguin.

with Pi, of course.

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Where's the tiger?

I can hear you!