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[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

what is your favorite food?

I am a god now too... I think? im still figuring this whole death thing.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I mean, we can just go ask him. Hey, Fred! Have you received your deityness yet?

 

I don't care! I want an axehound!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What about this lovely soonie pup?

I don't care how you do it, just don't not do it. Strike me down, WITH LIGHTNING!

[The Isochronism he/him]

How exactly am I supposed to use this "bottled lightning?"

 

Is that what I think it is?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Falls out of chimney*
COUGH here I brought you something. *Ominous glowing package noises*
 

Thats weird enough to make sense! I’ll take your entire stock!

[Cosmerenomics Enthusiest.]

Do you want to take my entire stock of weapons of mass destruction?

 

Well that's not what I wanted in any way but I'll take it either way

[The Isochronism he/him]

So, you sent us to find the magical crystal that was hidden under the drowned volcano, but it was scary down there so can we just bring you some Lava?

 

NOT THE LAST OF MARISIO'S SECRET SAUCE!

[Eluvianii he/him]

So, the jewels, credit cards, and cash are all accounted for. The intruder did take some sauce with him though. 

It would have been so easy for you not to say that. Now I have to kill you. 

[The Isochronism he/him]

Wait... is that the murder weopon? How did you get that banana?

I just googled it, and it's the white one.

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Wait, is snow the wet blue stuff, or the crunchy white stuff? I forgot.

 

....Fine. I'll let you off this time. But the next time you destroy a solar system....

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They said Gak.

...That was all because you saw a black cat?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Okay okay, the bunker is prepared, along with the specially engineered cell, the defense cannon, the perimeter security cameras, and the nuclear reactor if anything goes wrong. Am I forgetting anything?

 

Your use of hydraulic technology sickens me.

[S. Stormy she/her]

I'd just like a blood sample, please. It's for a good cause, I promise!

 

Oh, now I get it! Wait... ukuleles? No, I don't.

[Going_North_cal]

...And then I said, "well yeah, but you need a couple ukuleles!!"... Yeah ukuleles!! Do you still get it???

because.... because I love you

[Robin Sedai she/her]

Stop following me around! Why do you do that? It's creepy as hell!

Only Dannnex and Ene.

Edited July 26, 2022 by Robin Sedai

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I don't know why I'm asking this, but who do you ship?

The cat is in the sleeping bag, I repeat the cat is in the sleeping bag. I need backup.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

.....Yeah, but if he gets anywhere warm and cozy, he becomes the most stubborn thing in the universe. It's really annoying.

 

*Eyes widen* *Large explosion occurs one building over*

[S. Stormy she/her]

So, just to be clear, you did avoid the third tile from the right on the 67th floor, right?

…Right?

 

Of course! I would never! Oh, you said kale, didn't you? Sorry, I guess I did.

[Going_North_cal]

You wouldn't step on Kale, would you? Yeah, did you think I said Nale?

Listen, listen. I don't care if your mouth hurts, come help me carry this bloodmelon inside!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

That bloodmelon flew out of the sky and hit me in the mouth!

 

.....Wow, you are way less prepared for this than I thought you were going to be.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

For the end of the world I have expandable rubber ducks.

I only was chomped a little bit.

Edited July 27, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Robin Sedai she/her]

I'm never working with you again. I trusted you, I thought you had a cunning plan, and look where we are now!

Hit me baby one more time

[Going_North_cal]

Ok, so hold up your fists like this, and try to block- Oh crap! Are you ok???

*grins mischeviously* hehehehehehehe

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Were you the cause of the disturbance last night?

*Copious erosion in the background*. ONLY THE FIRST ONE WAS MY FAULT!

[Robin Sedai she/her]

BREAKING NEWS: Hundreds of natural wonders around the world are being worn away. This has sped up alarmingly during the last week, and nobody knows why. We're going to ask this random passer-by what they think:

37 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

*Copious erosion in the background*. ONLY THE FIRST ONE WAS MY FAULT!

There you have it! Thank you for taking the time to talk to us. Have a lovely day!

 

Do you know, sometimes I think it isn't worth the trouble.