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[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What should I do with this extraordinarily delicate sculpture?

"Not I," said the magic teleporting slug.

[Quivil]

WHO STOLE THE COOKIES FROM THE COOKIE JAR!

*reconsiders life choices*

Edited August 15, 2022 by Tani

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Did you know that cucumbers are actually fruits?

 

How is that good news?! That's terrible!

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did you know that Steven paid for everyones college?

Relax it's only a interdimensional squirrel demon that I promised your soul to.

 

[S. Stormy she/her]

What is that? I thought you were getting a new hamster...

Oh, just a dead yak? I was worried for a second there.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

3 hours ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Did you know that Steven paid for everyones college?

Nooooooooooooooo Steven

6 minutes ago, Shallan Stormblessed said:

Oh, just a dead yak? I was worried for a second there.

So I went to a party and nobody was yaking on about anything so I threw a dead yak at the host to demonstrate my disgust

Actually the pineapple was fairly calm

[Going_North_cal]

Ok, so first, I come home to see the apples breakdancing, the oranges flushing the bananas down the toilet, and the pineapple was tearing up my pillows!!!

Tables are cool...?

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

This is a horrible thing! The tables must be destroyed!

Balance Keepers.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

What do you call Full Feruchemists who can also burn pewter to enhance their physical balance? (I'm sorry if you were making a reference, I didn't get it.)

 

*Three days later* ......Wait a minute.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did you not know you were dead?

You are to be banished to the shadow realm!

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

*Burns Sanderson leatherbacks*
 

I feel like you did something wrong, but it tastes fine, so I’ll just ignore its subtle green glow.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

These cookies were homemade in our own kitchen. (Yes, my brother uses this kitchen for genetic experiments on bacteria to make them glow, but that's not important.)

 

Oh no.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

Why am I turning orange?

Dormia, the land of sleepwalkers, and other sleeping activities

[2EmLee2]

Where do you want to spend your vacation?

He killed it. For crying out loud, he killed a bird!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

And so I thought "Well, I might as well kill two birds with one stone." Then I-

 

Oh, look, exoplanets!

Edited August 17, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

What did are you attacking us with?!?!

It was only a pool noodle.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Oh, I am hurt! I am very much hurt!

 

Oh, you mean that death defying, planet destroying super snail. I was confused for a second.

[Luckspren she/her]

I mean the snail currently eating your house!

 

 

41.5%

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

What are the odds that purple shoes will destroy life, the universe, and everything?

You know, I think I read that online

[2EmLee2]

Where, exactly, did you say you got the diagnosis of dying in two days?

 

Fight those ninjas, woot woot!!

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Oh my god what's going on---all of these ninja's are threateningly coming into my house. What should I do?

I'm 100% positive that i'm right.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Oh my god what's going on---all of these ninja's are threateningly coming into my house. What should I do?

I'm 100% positive that i'm right.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Did you know that your theory on Shallan was disputed?

I AM WIT!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

What are you again?

Digging away.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

So the scanner says it’s about forty feet down. Are you sure you want to do this?

 

No no, it’s pronounced    s a m b u r g.