Lord Gregorio he/him Posted January 24, 2023 Posted January 24, 2023 What is your favorite dessert. I only use cardboard.
RaeTheRaven Posted January 24, 2023 Posted January 24, 2023 Why is this umbrella so soggy? If you don't have cheese, don't speak to me.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted January 24, 2023 Posted January 24, 2023 Where is the Gouta? The Rebellion is Progressing
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 24, 2023 Posted January 24, 2023 The dog is gone! Why is the dog gone!? Oh god, that's terrible! You're promoted.
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 24, 2023 Posted January 24, 2023 So I managed to fire all four of our district managers in one day, and sent hitmen after two of them. Showoff.
Wittles he/him Posted January 24, 2023 Posted January 24, 2023 Is it normal to be wanted in 17 countries for war crimes? Magic! the answer to science
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted January 25, 2023 Posted January 25, 2023 And how do we fix the warp drive? Our work begins.
Wittles he/him Posted January 26, 2023 Posted January 26, 2023 What are you doing with that ant colony? I cannot answer this question due to my religious principles
2EmLee2 Posted January 26, 2023 Posted January 26, 2023 So y’know how like we live on a sphere n’ stuff? A twenty-inch tall box to sleep in.
RaeTheRaven Posted January 26, 2023 Posted January 26, 2023 Well, what did you get him for his birthday last year? Who needs toes anyways.
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted January 26, 2023 Posted January 26, 2023 If you do not help us, we will feed your toes to the sharks. The darkness comes.
RaeTheRaven Posted January 27, 2023 Posted January 27, 2023 Why is everyone dressed like a christmas tree? It's only 150 kg.
Wittles he/him Posted January 27, 2023 Posted January 27, 2023 How are you lifting that piano!? I'll fight you with both arms behind my back!
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 We've been here for AGES! Has it finished downloading yet?? Excellent idea, deputy! Head back to the station and pick up a few crowbars while you're at it!
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted January 30, 2023 Posted January 30, 2023 Should we use the dynamite, sir? Where is the skadoodler?
RaeTheRaven Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 I brought brownies would you like one? Not unless you bring the short one.
RaeTheRaven Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 Where did you put the turtles? Gin and tonic.
Odiumiumium he/him Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 Can you give me a name for a drunk band? That's all? Oh...
Wittles he/him Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 Is 700 dragons enough for the mythical creature preserve? YORT
ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 Well, that's $12M down the drain. All for a massive statue of... a butterfly? How silly. Say, have you ever heard of lethal injection?
AltonicKeys he/him Posted January 31, 2023 Posted January 31, 2023 (edited) I found this giant vat of strawberry jam. Eurgh, why is it yellow? Who would do that? Edited January 31, 2023 by AltonicKeys ninj
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