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[Ranryu she/her]

Some explorers recently discovered a thousand-year-old skeleton on Hawaii with a t-shirt that said "Living the good life" in Brittonic.

No, I specifically asked for Lobster ice cream.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

Here’s your order! Though, I don’t know why you asked me to give it a lobotomy… now all the ice cream came off…

Just what I was looking for!

[Guest]

Are those giant centipedes?

Fictional, of course!

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

What’s your type?

Alas! Earwax…

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Where is my dog?

That's... not how radiation works.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

I tried to go sunbathing in my microwave!

No, only a few.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

ALL OF THE PLANETS IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM EXPLODED?!

Especially those. I love those.

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

You like explosives? What about thermobaric ones?

Sorry, you did what with a wrench?

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hey hypothetical question for you, if I had a wrench with Colonel Mustard in the library…*incomprehensible mutters*

Green tater tots, ma dude, greeeeeeen tater totttsss.

[Immortal Platypus]

sorry, what exactly did you have for lunch yesterday?

*growling*

[Cash67]

*whacks with newspaper*
 

I am so glad you invited me!

[Edema Rue she/her]

Who’s ready to sink a continent?

EHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHE…no.

[Cinnamon]

Oh thank goodness! You mean you didn’t kill him.

PIZZA BAGELS

[2EmLee2]

Help! The queen just asked me to make her a gourmet meal and I have no idea what to make! Any ideas?

Imma snort the fluff-muffin.

[Telrao she/her]

Look what I got you for your birthday! *Holds up a box of kittens*

*confused screaming*

[Immortal Platypus]

1 hour ago, Telrao said:

Look what I got you for your birthday! *Holds up a box of kittens*

 

(oh no. that won't end well.)

1 hour ago, Telrao said:

*confused screaming*

BYU won a game???!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry that agsaphigaiodj is sad.

[Ranryu she/her]

"And then I hitted him with the stick but he started crying and teacher get mad and so I set him on fire and now he's sad inside."

*spits out muffin* You put WHAT in these?

[Potato's Wit she/her]

Say, do you like old shirts?

Coco beans, durh.

[Telrao she/her]

And WHAT did you use to bribe the president?

But mom....

[Wittles he/him]

What have I told you about liquefying human skin?

*scared hysterical laughter*

 

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

We did it! WE RELEASED THE WORLD EATERS FROM THEIR PRISON!!!

 

Nope. Wait, hold on....*disappears for two years* *comes back holding a squirrel* This was all I could find.

[Wittles he/him]

Can you help me find a piece of russian literature from the 1840's?

*gets arrested for numerous accounts of fish slapping and pineapple abuse*

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Look officer, he's right in the act!

Isn't that... a mouse?

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Don't talk to my mother like that!

I am going to sue you over every single letter in the sentence that you just formulated.

Edited March 8, 2023 by Sequence

[Telrao she/her]

Well, you see, Moash is completely and utterly justified in his actions. After all he -

GUMMY WORMS????