Inverse Ask Anyone Anything

[AonDoor he/him]

Did you feed the–?

Maybe don't do that anymore.

[Wittles he/him]

Why does my hand hurt? I was only petting a porcupine for three hundred hours straight.

A pocket full of spears!

[Immortal Platypus]

what was in the treasure chest?

How are your pockets that big!!!?

[Cinnamon]

WWYDIYF the  Eiffel tower and a cruise ship IYP

Oh lord help me… the PUNS, tHE pUns!!!!

[Immortal Platypus]

So I asked him, "What kind of concert only costs 45 cents?" And he told me, "A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback. Obviously."

You sadist!!!!!! 

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

I spoiled a book to someone >:}

YOU… SHALL NOT… PASS!

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

I AM A SERVANT OF THE SECRET FIRE, WIELDER OF THE FLAME OF ANOR!

Oh. Of course that's where I put my hippo.

[Immortal Platypus]

WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY PRIVATE BATHTUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????

I, the great and terrible adjglasdbgiuahd, have spoken.

[Telrao she/her]

Why... why have your ordered 10,000 packs of beef flavoured instant noodles??

*SNORK*

[The cheeseman Don't you dare go Hollow!]

Did you know that a corpse can get goosebumps?

There are neither beginnings nor endings to the turning of the Wheel of Time. But it was a beginning.

[Ranryu she/her]

Hey, I think I broke your microwave. Uh... Why do you have that far-off look in your eyes?

... Thanks for that. I'm gonna go claw my eyes out and spend the rest of my life in regret for asking you that.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

What's my favorite color? Why, it's this! *holds up a piece of paper colored in a manner beyond all forms of human reasoning and comprehension.*

Well... not anymore...

[Edema Rue she/her]

Hey, you're not wanted for murder, right?

I ate him.

[SymphonianBookworm she/her]

So, what happened to the person who said they hated Brandon Sanderson?

It's... it's not possible...

[Immortal Platypus]

I hate THE Brando-Sando!!!!!!

Unwritten post.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

What rap artist do you listen to?

So anyway, the hobbit asked me for help finding the one ring while I was in the gnomish mines.

[Ranryu she/her]

Math Teacher: Why did you fail this test?

Stop. You lost me at "sentient mobile home unit".

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Personally I think the government should invest in sentient mobile home units. Think about it! If the entire population lives in units that have conscious thought and can put together basic reasoning, then life could be so much easier! You could teach your house how to clean up for you, teach your house how to cook for you, and so on! Forget about home security, just give your house a baseball bat and tell it to smash anyone who tries to break in! As for a nuclear Holocaust, just tell your house to start running an you can take all of your possessions with you! As for plumbing-

In my personal opinion? I'm going to hit you with a lead pipe.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Okay, so in the second to last sentence, you forgot the d in "...running and you can...", so that would-

...I fail to see your point.

[Immortal Platypus]

As we all know, you should let me have The Sandwich.

I lost the Game.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

How did your chess match go?

Conjunction junction, what's your function?

[Edema Rue she/her]

Next, I want you to sing a song from a show that made you cry. 

(I hope I got that reference right)

*loud sobbing*

[Immortal Platypus]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SPOILED THE END OF RHYTHM OF WAR!!!!!!!!!!!

*insert obscure reference here*

[Telrao she/her]

What is the meaning of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?"

blep blep BLEPBLEPBLEP

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

One cat friendly lolly-pop, coming right up!

Now if I were absolutely insane, I'd say "bungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbungbung". But since I'm not, I'm going to say GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!