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[Eluvianii he/him]

Hey, I'm sorry but don't you think you have an unhealthy addiction to reading? 

If only it was that easy... 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, what if you could just make Sanderson books APPEAR in front of you at command?

I like to eat cheese.

[Quivil]

What's the best thing about yourself?

Last time I ate your frog, I put it right back where I found it. (not sure if this is a repeat, but if it is then oops?)

[Bejarden he/him]

Have you seen my pet?

Finally!!!

[Quivil]

Why is your christmas tree still up? It's the middle of June!

For twelve chocolate bars I'd do it.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Hey, go jump off that cliff.

But I don’t want to!

[Eluvianii he/him]

Oh no! Quick, do you know cpr? Help him! 

It will be blue and that's final! 

[Mat he/him]

But ma'am, traditionally wedding dresses are white, or cream, or some other color like that...

You know, that went better in my head.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

how about, brown and green mottled. 

guess what, I am weird.

[Quivil]

Did you just eat a tick? Wasn't that thing biting you just a moment ago???

(whispered) Your kitten was delicious.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

You monster! Give Snuffles back!

Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm

[Quivil]

Recite to me all the letters of the alphabet please, in order.

I didn't do nuthin'!

[NameIess]

Now, say it agin, real proper loik, with pr'pr gramr n'stuff.

[Quivil]

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

Now, say it agin, real proper loik, with pr'pr gramr n'stuff.

(You forgot an answer.)

[NameIess]

1 minute ago, Tani said:

(You forgot an answer.)

oops. 

DEATH TO ALL YO-YOS!

[Quivil]

What's your favorite flavor of ice cream?

It was fun. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Where did the dog go?

75% D1 read rate let’s gooooooooooo

 

[NameIess]

How big of a sanderfan are you?

Veni, vidi, vici.

[Quivil]

What's your favorite food?

I warned you!

[NameIess]

Um, where's the nearest hospital? I may have bitten my finger off.

do a backflip!

[AonEne he/him]

But grandmother's house is really cramped, she hoards everything. How will I get around? 

In your face! 

[NameIess]

Tell me honestly. How do you want to respond when I tell you that my grandparents just died?

Potato chips.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What's your favorite Sanderson book?

waffles (duh)

[Eluvianii he/him]

You get one wish but in exchange your entire family is murdered. Do you take it? If so, what would you ask for? 

Pink, blue, and crimson. In that order. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

And what color did you say her lips will turn when the poison is successfully administered?

um, pickles.