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[Shard of Reading he/him]

I thought that we were trying to gasingson the tindosnonat?!?!

(Good luck translating that.)

Why did you forget the duct tape? I thought that we established that was the most important component of the plan!

[Nathrangking he/him]

You mean you were serious?

Three teaspoons stormlight and a pinch of white sand 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

Okay, how did you make this?  It's incredible!

Now, your training isn't about climbing the rope.  It's about not breaking bones, Thomas.

[Eluvianii he/him]

I think I got it, only a few more tries and half a dozen more visits to the hospital, don't you think? 

Yes, of course. Haven't done it in a while though. I became allergic to rice at some point. 

[Chasmgoat he/him]

So, you used to be called the "murderer armed with rice"?

I believe that is correct, except for that part with the pickle.

[AonEne he/him]

You love pickles? 

I can’t believe you ever thought that! I wouldn’t dare! 

[Nathrangking he/him]

You mean that you wouldn't streak down the street?

One question and two answers.

[Enter a username]

What's e^(pi*sqrt(-1))+1?

MOOSEN!!! There are many of 'em, many much moosen! Out in the woods-- in the wood-is-- in the WOODSEN! The meese want'n food! Food is to eat'n is it! The meese want'n food in the wooding is it! And a food in a wooding is it!

Edited November 19, 2020 by Enter a username

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What is a phrase that will render a thread inactive for five and a half months?

A billion D6's

[Eluvianii he/him]

Yeah right, how much damage could a mother armed with a shoe do?

nervously looks behind Yes. 

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Exactly how many sticks of dynamite did you use?

SUSHI

[Bejarden he/him]

What’s your least favorite food

oh no that is the worst

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Isn’t sushi the best?

weeoooweeooo spoiler police

[Nathrangking he/him]

What are the scariest policing force in the cosmere.

Macaroni and cheese with a side of violet wine.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

So what did you eat for breakfast this morning?

*tap dancing*

[Mat he/him]

What's the weirdest thing you've seen someone get an allergic reaction to?

NO! NOOOO! Put it there! Not there!

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

So I put it on this shelf?

I really don't know.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

What’s your ex’s name, Dalinar?

*ATLA Fire nation theme plays*

[Quivil]

What's the weirdest song you've ever heard?

Oh, you wanted it back? *chomp* Too late!

[Eluvianii he/him]

She's adorable, right? Anyway, can you put my cat down now?

How dare you?! You're insulting at least 8 generations of my bloodline with that question. 

Edited May 6, 2021 by Eluvianii

[BreezeCauthon he/him]

So are you from the States originally?

Not Sir Lancelot, I can tell you that much.

[Szeth Pancakes he/they]

Who’s the best Knight Radiant?

You little cremling!

[Quivil]

Did you like that book I loaned you?

GIVE MY CAT BACK!

[BreezeCauthon he/him]

I will return your cat, but only at the expense of the livelihood of your whole nation. The choice is yours.

It's not a hobby; it's a way of life.

 

[dannnex male]

So....human taxidermy. that’s an interesting.............hobby.

 

*chuckles mervously* Hahahahha yeah... what idiot would do that. Certainly not me.