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[Nathrangking he/him]

Are you ok?

Cymbals Symbols

 

[Condensation she/her]

3 hours ago, Hentient said:

What is @Condensation's constant state? 

*finger guns*

That deserves a reputation. Thanks, Hentient! You made me laugh.

What do you post in lieu of emojis?

An anime drawing of Vapor as a big red nose with overalls and a plaid shirt.

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

Do you have have any interpretive art of your sister?

Well yes, but where can we find gumballs the size of a house?

[Nathrangking he/him]

Do you like candy?

 Walking from here to the other side of town in 10 seconds flat.

[Mat he/him]

What is your greatest aspiration in life?

A glowing green pickle. *Shudder*

[Nathrangking he/him]

Are you going to eat that?

Back to basics.

[Condensation she/her]

What is your plan for teaching these university students?

Some revolutionary new tech that can be used in any way.

[Experience he/him]

What would you call that? *points at a spiky caterpillar eating an apple*

Yes. But, not really. 

[Enter a username]

Is climbing Mount Everest hard?

That tree right there. 

[Scarletfox]

Hold up, which tree tried to eat you again?*

32, no 34, no, 35, yes. There were 35 pots of honey.

Spoiler

*Let me know if you get this reference

 

Edited September 3, 2020 by Scarletfox

[Nathrangking he/him]

How many pots of honey did you start with?

Berlin, Helsinki, Tokyo

[Condensation she/her]

Where have you eaten pizza?

Mmmmmmaybe.

[Nathrangking he/him]

Are you going to go on the cruise?

Lisbon, Denver, Rio

[Scarletfox]

Where the best places to dump your girlfriend?

“Will this do?” I asked, taking the ice cream scooper and using it to scrape out my right eye, plopping it on the table.

[Nathrangking he/him]

What is the horror version of working for Carvel?

Palermo, Oslo, Nairobi 

[Spren of Kindness she/her]

And you've seen this ghost where?

Well, when it's Montana against the world, you learn to make do.

[Eluvianii he/him]

So, all you guys have to defend yourselves is some bones?

It's funny. A girl once asked me the same thing while I was stealing her dog.

[Nathrangking he/him]

What is why are you holding a terrier under your arm?

Professor and Sierra.

[NameIess]

What are the names of the accused?

 

Yo-yo master.

[DramaQueen she/he/neopronouns]

What is your dream job?

 

I swear, it wasn't me! Blame the turtle!

[Truthless of Shinovar he/him]

And can you explain the meaning of this? *holds up chewed greens*

But that was irrelavent.

[NameIess]

What is the fifth ideal of the plotbreakers?

I have power too great for you to understand!

[Mat he/him]

"Johnny, get off your desk. School has started."

Well, sort of. It was mostly an accident.

Edited September 5, 2020 by Matrim's Dice

[Nathrangking he/him]

What is Did you set fire to that pile of money?

Madrid, Florence, Cincinnati 

[Eluvianii he/him]

Where did you get your best beating? 

Pie flavor.