The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so Wizard took on the burden and a weighty burden it was.

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Edited August 4, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

Nameless cracked out the piñatas and summoned some more people.

@xinoehp512 @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Landing Sequence

Edited August 4, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard summoned some decorations and summoned some more people.

@CalanoCorvus @That1Cellist @The Bookwyrm

[NameIess]

Nameless sighed and fell asleep before his brother got too mad.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard collapsed from summoning so many people and started lightly snoring.

[+Doomstick he/him]

"ahhhh, only once in these 1903 Pages of life that I have been given have I witnessed an event greater than this!" Narrator Stick said, shooing children off his lawn.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

2 hours ago, Nameless said:

Nameless cracked out the piñatas and summoned some more people.

@xinoehp512 @Thaidakar the Ghostblood @Landing Sequence

Spoiler

YAY THANK YOU FOR NOT FORGETTING ME

There was much revelry, and the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, for the legendary Longest Thread had reached 2000 pages.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Fireworks danced in the sky and the fabric of the universe itself rejoiced.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard handed out many casks of chortle juice for all.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist participated in the celebration, and helped where he was needed.

Edited August 4, 2022 by That1Cellist

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Butt Venture started another gigantic party akin to the one a hundred pages ago. But bigger.

Everyone in the thread was invited.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The Cellist, at least, ignored him, because he would rather their was a different main character. He did admire the size of the party, however.

[NameIess]

Nameless started a rival party to Bitt Venture’s that was a hundred times bigger and funner. 

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

All the narrators were there and so was all the chortle juice.

[NameIess]

The party was so large, Nameless had to break a huge hole in the fourth wall to make room.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

At least he didn't have to break the fifth ceiling.

[NameIess]

Unfortunately, he did have to break the seventeenth ceiling.

[Rabbit Unmade she/her]

And accidentally smashed all of the jugs of chortle juice in the process.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This resulted in everyone turning luminescent colors.

[NameIess]

And uncontrollable *chortles*

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So many *chortles* that it infected Butt's party as well.

[That1Cellist he/him]

So they had to be quarantined while a vaccine was created. This unfortunately meant the festivities had to end early for anyone except narrators.

[Chasmgoat he/him]

Mr. Goat woke up at this point, in the fiesta already, as it had to end. Quite unfortunate.

[Going_North_cal]

"Not this place again!"

Corvus snaps his fingers, and everyone turns into dust.

"Get Thanos-ed, losers!!"

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm raised an eyebrow at Calano's strangely violent behavior.