The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

This went over AdoKho's head, as he wasn't a Narrational physicist.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But AdoKho did know someone who was.

[NameIess]

So he kidnapped Butt Venture and made the poor man tell him how to make Mythos insane again.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Butt said to give him a hamburger made of cheese.

[That1Cellist he/him]

It was a really cool magical cheese hamburger, which was hidden in Nin's secret lair.

[NameIess]

So AdoKho killed Nin and took the hamburger from the burning wreck of his lair. Or he tried to. What actually happened was Nin beat him up and took him as an apprentice.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

AdoKho, Thaidakar's son, watched from afar, mildly interested.

Nin taught AdoKho out of a handbook he had been given by Nale.

[NameIess]

This was a test of AdoKho's patience, as Nale's handbook was awful. Nin himself had much better teaching techniques.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Reading his apprentice Nale's book was obviously one of those teaching techniques.

[NameIess]

Meanwhile, Mythos was being attacked by dragons.

[That1Cellist he/him]

They were trying to stop him from remembering what his goal was.

[NameIess]

Which was important, because a mysterious evil figure wanted to prevent the prophecy from being fulfilled.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nin knew this, which was why he was so intent on training AdoKho.

[NameIess]

AdoKho was an important part of the prophecy, as was Thaidakar. In fact, one might call Thaidakar the keystone of it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Which nearly caused the prophecy to fail.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Thaidakar was merely the only thing keeping the prophecy from coming to pass immediately. He could start it, if he so desired.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"now you're putting me on the spot?" asked Thaidakar as Mythos escaped from the dragons easily. Thaidakar sighed then started wondering what he would have to do...

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Thaidakar didn't know how to kickstart the prophecy, so everyone was fine.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

"well now you narrate what I think? fine..." Thaidakar started spontaneously sending extras on quests.

[NameIess]

This resulted in a slight increase in extra deaths, and also a slight downtick in monster attacks.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar then started making himself a staff. a powerful staff.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Wizard already had a more powerful staff.

[NameIess]

But Nameless had the most powerful staff of all. He called it the skull basher 3000.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

which was an odd name for a moderation team, but who was Thaidakar to judge.

[NameIess]

Nameless' mods judged Thaidakar for inwardly judging their name, and took away his Narration powers for two days.