The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Before fading back into the underworld.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Finally Butt finished the race, ten thousand years later.

[NameIess]

This was unexpected.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And yet the rest of the racers had finished ten thousand years earlier.

[NameIess]

They had figured out the cryptic message the guy running the race had given them and figured out teleportation instead of running for ten thousand years like Butt.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt had been biking...

[NameIess]

Which was cheating, so he had to start all over again.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The race was a bike race.

[That1Cellist he/him]

So, they teleported while sitting on bikes.

[NameIess]

This was of course legal, as codified in the accord of 1786.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so butt venture set out on a quest to actually win a competition.

[NameIess]

This was, of course, impossible.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

But he had no way of knowing that.

[NameIess]

So he succeeded anyways.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so Butt proved the theory, that if you don't know that something is impossible it is possible, right.

[NameIess]

Proving this theory was, of course, impossible.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And yet totally possible. A rather strange conundrum that broke scholar minds.

Edited August 2, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Chickee the nugget started a war with the Ghanderflaffle empire with a new chicken killing machine army.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was rather ineffective against the snake like ghanderflaffles.

[NameIess]

And against the squirrel-like Ghanderflaffles.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And the heron like ghanderflaffles.

[NameIess]

And basically every type of Ghanderflaffles.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

As the narrators were to lazy to repeat every type of ghanderflaffle.

[NameIess]

Because it would take until page 3000 to list all of them.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

a few narrators wanted the challenge, but Thaidakar shook his head, "you do realize that that would destroy TLT, right?"