The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

In fact, he hadn't even bothered insuring it.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so Nin delivered the soul to The Devil.

[NameIess]

And scratched one more name off the very long list of evil entities that owned a piece of his apprentice's soul.

Edited August 6, 2022 by Nameless

[That1Cellist he/him]

The problem was that all of said entities wanted Butt Ventured soul as payment.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Nin had split Butt's soul into many pieces.

[That1Cellist he/him]

The problem was that most of the entities with portions of Nin's Apprentice's soul wanted Butt's entire soul as payment, except for Butt himself, who gladly gave up his piece of the soul for some more of Eof's popcorn.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

So he copied Butt's whole soul.

[That1Cellist he/him]

He had hidden a Really Cool Magical Soul Copier in his secret base.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, this fooled the entities for long enough that they released their hold on Nin’s apprentice’s soul. Unfortunately, they figured it out in time to start hating Nin with a passion.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Any that attacked Nin or his Apprentice discovered a insatiable appetite for popcorn and a weakness as well.

[That1Cellist he/him]

And Thus, Nin defeated all of those who had once had a hold upon his apprentices soul. Except Butt Venture.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Jimmy Thunder ate a hamburger.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nin's Apprentice wanted that hamburger.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

But Jimmy was in an impenetrable bubble.

[That1Cellist he/him]

Nin's apprentice was very sad, so he asked Nin for some allowance so he could go buy himself a different hamburger.

[NameIess]

Nin, who had long ago forgone all physical luxuries, gave his apprentice a quest instead.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was his second epic quest and he was to find a R.C.M.P..

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

He also hoped to find a hamburger with the R.C.M.P..

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles sponsored the quest.

[NameIess]

And so Adokho set out on his first quest that did not involve killing Mythos.

Edited August 6, 2022 by Nameless

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm idly wondered what R.C.M.P stood for.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The Apprentice didn't know except that Nin had told him to find one.

[NameIess]

But he had a map to get there. A blank map.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

He had to draw it himself.

[NameIess]

Turns out he was really bad at drawing.