The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

Inner peace? What kind of idiot demon wrote this contract?

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

The year was 2008 (or pages of posts, but same difference). 50 years had passed since this particular narrator had narrated (I think? Did I post here since I left?).

Captain Arbiter entered the scene. "Did I hear someone say 'Arrrrrr'?!?" he bellowed. "Prepare to be biten," said Captain Arrrbiter 

[NameIess]

The elephant raised his hand.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Thaidakar sent Captain Arbiter into a never ending pit where he would stay for another fifty years.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, the fifty years passed quickly, and Nin's apprentice was still having tea with the elephant when Arrrbiter got out.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Captain Arbiter looked at the Elephant. "Where would you like to be bitten?"

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LOL you guys this is so ridiculous I can't stop laughing

 

[NameIess]

The elephant gulped nervously.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Nin's apprentice shouted. "But only if I get to bite you back!"

[NameIess]

Then he pulled out Nin's R.C.M.B and immediately collapsed unconscious.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

4 minutes ago, The Wandering Wizard said:

Nin's apprentice shouted. "But only if I get to bite you back!"

Arbiter thought this was a strange but beneficial agreement. "SHIVER ME TIMBERS" he shouted to a man next to him, who quickly grabbed a pile of timber and began to shake them. "YE HAVE YERSHELF A DEAL" he growled

[NameIess]

Nin's apprentice groaned in pain, right hand wreathed in flames. "That sounds great. Can you maybe bite my hand off?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Little did he know it was all part of the contract.

[NameIess]

He was unable to wield any magical weapons until fulfilling his end of the deal.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

All according to Eof's plan.

[NameIess]

So Nin's apprentice chopped off his writing hand in an attempt to void the contract. Unfortunately, it grew right back.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Arbiter watched in amusement. "Ye ready?" he asked

[NameIess]

“Yes. Seriously though, please bite off my right hand. This is quite painful.”

[That1Cellist he/him]

So he tried, and failed, again. They group set off on their journey. But first, because of the contract, they had to kill the elephant's family first.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Arbiter bit off Nin's apprentice's hand for some reason. It tasted arrrrrrful

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Darth Barnacles hired Arbiter as his personal assassin. he first sent them to bite of Nin's apprentice's head.

[NameIess]

The assassination was unsuccessful, as Nin’s apprentice was still too angry to die.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

Spook asked Nin's apprentice if he wanted help in his quest.

[NameIess]

Nin’s apprentice shrugged and nodded, eyes glittering from the shadows of his hooded face.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

And so his training under Spook began. His quest to find a R.C.M.P. forgotten for the moment.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 hour ago, Thaidakar the Ghostblood said:

Darth Barnacles hired Arbiter as his personal assassin. he first sent them to bite of Nin's apprentice's head.

Arbiter the pirate captain chewed on this thought for a while. Then he spit it out. He'd always liked the taste of deceit, but he wanted his mouth clear for this new mission.