The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

No one else could hear him, as they'd all been deafened by the explosion.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Misting was sad. He just wanted to be understood. Someone needed to find Spook.

"Wishing the knowing of the where of Lord Mistborn!" he shouted

[NameIess]

Nameless shrugged and summoned Spook.

@Thaidakar the Ghostblood

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Misting suddenly collapsed unconscious

[NameIess]

This was unfortunate.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Because he had a dying message to give to the other narrators. A sentence that could forever shake the future of TLT

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Nameless could read minds. So he could receive the dying message.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Unfortunately Misting was unconscious, so he had no active thoughts in his brain. But there was another way to receive the message. It would require a quest to...

[NameIess]

Nameless slapped Misting in the face, causing him to wake up.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Misting sat up. "Ouch"

[NameIess]

"What's your secret sentence?"

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

A crossbow bolt sinks  into misting neck from the near by forest.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

30 minutes ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Because he had a dying message to give to the other narrators. A sentence that could forever shake the future of TLT

"..." said Misting before he was shot

 

[NameIess]

Nameless gasped in horror. It was as he feared. The hour of the prophecy was indeed nigh.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was the dreaded nine eleven.

[NameIess]

It was rising in the place of the Ghanderflaffle empire.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was headed by Jim Knee, a genie.

[NameIess]

And a djinn named Bartimaeus was actually in charge.

Edited August 10, 2022 by Nameless

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Suddenly, pineapples.

[NameIess]

They were absolutely massive.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Pineapples, massive

[AonEne he/him]

On 8/3/2022 at 8:39 PM, The Wandering Wizard said:

And so Wizard took on the burden and a weighty burden it was.

@AonEne 

 

On 8/3/2022 at 9:32 PM, DoomStick said:

"ahhhh, only once in these 1903 Pages of life that I have been given have I witnessed an event greater than this!" Narrator Stick said, shooing children off his lawn.

I literally snorted and I don't even know why.  What was the once? 

Seeing the pineapples, Narrator Ene ducked and covered. 

[NameIess]

But there was nowhere to hide. the pineapple's destruction was omnipresent.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Misting watch in awe as Ene materialized before his eyes.

"Why, do I spy an ally? Aye, my eye not lie, for nearby is the samurai dignify"

apparently you're a samurai now, couldn't think of any other rhymes 

Misting dived under a concave half pineapple shell as it fell

[AonEne he/him]

Hi, nice to meet you! I've been gone so long there are a bunch of new Sharders asdfghjkl 

Ene had never considered being a samurai before, but accepted this new role with joy. He eyed her two katanas and wondered if it was possible to dual wield those, before remembering this was the kind of thread where you just Did That if you wanted, and promptly started slicing pineapples out of the sky in the hopes that Voidus might take mercy on him.