The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[That1Cellist he/him]

Turns out Nin's apprentice was immune to the poison, and wise to the scheme.

Edited August 11, 2022 by That1Cellist

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

SG gathered AMOGUS memes. Silently, of course

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[NameIess]

Unfortunately for the rest of the party, they were only slightly immune to the poison.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Including Silent Gatherer, who was poisoned by the elephant.

[NameIess]

So they all had a terrible case of dysentery for the next six months.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

SG felt betrayed by the elephant. He gathered his tears and cried. Silently. While poisoned

SG wondered what the next great adventure would be

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They still had to find the R.C.M.P..

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

SG gathered his memories but he had forgotten what the R.C.M.P. was. He asked @The Wandering Wizard what it was. Silently, of course

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Narrator Wizard appeared riding a seething bazelgeuse. "Why would I know what it is? All I know is that it is a really cool magical something, but not a pineapple."

Edited August 12, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

After an extended hospital stay, the party set out for adventure once more. They had accumulated yet another member, a medical expert by the name of...

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

SG was sad. He gathered his exit, silently

Steven the australian former-british turkey walked in. "Hullo mates! Who wants to go hiking with me? I found a wicked trail up north"

Also nice pfp Wizard!

Edited August 12, 2022 by Shining Silhouette
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[NameIess]

Nin's apprentice recoiled in horror. "You're... Stephen? I'm all for second chances, especially after all Nin's done for me, but... How could you do all those awful things?"

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven recalled his deep dark past. All those times delivering food to people in need, all the time spent visiting the senior center, all the time he spent comforting his friends. He was truly a despicable person. All that met him were disgusted at his malevolence

[NameIess]

Nin's apprentice hesitated, then gave Stephen a hug. "Whatever your crimes, you can join our party. No man can stand in the Shadow so long that he cannot find the Light again."

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Stephen began to tear up. "Thanks mate" he said.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

"I remember!" Shouts Wizard. "It is a really cool magical pause!"

[NameIess]

Nin's apprentice nodded, turning to the rest of the group. "All right guys, this is Stephen. We're going to be adventuring with him, and if anyone has a problem with that, you can take it up with me."

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

No one had any problems with this. And so they set off once again to finally find the really cool magical pause.

[NameIess]

What it did, no one knew. But Nin thought that finding it would be good for his apprentice, so no one complained.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven was ecstatic! He'd never been on an adventure! Besides the one time he had to find the remote under the couch cushion. He shuddered

[NameIess]

He'd accidentally invented the cure to aging that day.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was horrible...

[NameIess]

He'd saved so many lives.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It wasn't as horrifying as the time he'd brought someone back from being dead.

[NameIess]

But it was close. Top ten list of most terrible things he'd ever done.