The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[NameIess]

AcroSs the thread, NRD agents gasped in terror, realizing how much paperwork they’d have to fill out.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The fourth trial had been failed.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

1 hour ago, The Bookwyrm said:

"Don't you mean page 2022?" Bookwyrm asked. "Because I don't think TLT actually has a consistent calendar, timewise...."

To prove his point, 8,889,207 years suddenly passed in three seconds.

Whatever you want to call it, it is the same

[NameIess]

Sort of. It was just as right/wrong as saying the party would be hosted in the 2022nd second of TLT

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Just now, Nameless said:

Sort of. It was just as right/wrong as saying the party would be hosted in the 2022nd second of TLT

"The party on the 2022 page will be awesome" said Steven, breaking the fourth wall once more. "You're invited, Nameless. Everyone's invited"

[NameIess]

Nameless looked at Steven, slightly horrified by the evil monster’s foresight capabilities. “You’re hosting it? No thanks.”

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven watched as Nameless typed up his response. He audibly gasped when he saw he'd been called an evil monster. 

"You can host it if you want" Steven said, wiping away a tear

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

"I thought Silhouette was hosting it," Bookwyrm said.

Meanwhile, Nin, Nin's Apprentice, and TOE were angry that their quest had been put on a back burner in favor of narrators planning a party.

[NameIess]

1 hour ago, Shining Silhouette said:

Steven watched as Nameless typed up his response. He audibly gasped when he saw he'd been called an evil monster. 

"You can host it if you want" Steven said, wiping away a tear

Nameless refused to apologize, stating simply that he had non intention of going to any party whose revenue would be sent to such a diabolical cause as preserving the lives of baby Ghanderflaffles.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Silhouette realized his mistake- "I'll take over from here," he said.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

5 hours ago, Shining Silhouette said:

"The party on the 2022 page will be awesome" said Steven, breaking the fourth wall once more. "You're invited, Nameless. Everyone's invited"

"I am?" Everyone said, astonished. "I never get invited to anything!"

"And for good reason, too..." Fuzzy muttered.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Silhouette was pleasantly surprised to here that Everyone was coming.

[NameIess]

Nameless decided to come, as long as Steven wasn't coming.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Silhouette decided to count how many posts were left until 2022.

"There are now 111 posts left until 2022"

[NameIess]

"Great. You need help getting the party ready?" Nameless pulled out a spatula. "I make a mean omelet."

 

Meanwhile, Nin's apprentice and co. had surrounded the movie theater that Adreus frequented.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

It was surrounded by a large dome of crackling yellow energy.

[NameIess]

Steven decided to try touching it.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

This unexpectedly caused the dome of crackling energy to harmlessly dissolve into confetti.

[NameIess]

So the party moved in, ready to beat up Adreus and uncurse Steven.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

When they entered the theater, a friendly employee greeted them.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven recognized him. "Hey, look who it is!" he shouted. "My cousin, Joe!"

[NameIess]

Joe ignored Steven, pretending he didn't exist.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Joe asked Nin, Nin's Apprentice, and TOE if they wanted to watch a movie.

Edited August 15, 2022 by The Bookwyrm

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven looked hurt. "Joe?" he asked softly.

[NameIess]

Joe glanced at Steven briefly, then looked away. "Don't talk to me Steven. Not after all you've done."