The Longest Thread (Misadventures)

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He had a list over one hundred long.

[NameIess]

In fact, it was over a thousand long. He just couldn't stop himself from committing heinous acts. Even as the party continued on their adventure, he found himself doing terrible things like waking up early to make breakfast, feeding small animals, and worst of all giving money to old widows out in the woods.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

As well as freeing those trapped in witch traps, moving turtles across the road, and preventing the party members from being attacked.

[NameIess]

Soon, even Nin's apprentice's patience began to run thin. Redemption was all well and good, but was Stephen even trying to overcome his demons?

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

He was, but it was impossible for him.

[NameIess]

So they sent him back to Nin for some more professional help.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

This was a story for another time and so the party reached the dungeon, which was naturally guarded by ten thousand different species of flying wyverns, including dragons.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, Nin's apprentice was an expert in killing stuff.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The flying wyverns were better versed in killing things. And so killing stuff clashed heads with killing things.

[NameIess]

Fortunately, most of the members of the advernturing squad didn't technically classify as 'things'.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

They soon did.

[That1Cellist he/him]

But that would only be after they were turned into corpses, which the Wyverns could not do because they were only good at killing things, and not stuff.

[NameIess]

So in the end, Butt ended the battle with a triumphant *whomp*

[That1Cellist he/him]

Everyone in the adventuring squad gave him a high five before entering the dungeon.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Everyone joined in as well, uninvited of course.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

The ground crackered and the corpses were eaten by The Last Krakitrice, who was now the size of a small mountain.

Edited August 12, 2022 by The Wandering Wizard

[NameIess]

And still had unlimited power, of course.

Edited August 12, 2022 by Nameless

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Inside the dungeon, the group found a small group of non-violent Eizards.

[NameIess]

At least, they were nonviolent until Butt attempted to steal the R.C.M.P.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Butt was not allowed to touch it.

[NameIess]

And his right hand was chopped off for attempting to touch it.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

Steven brought him first aid notwithstanding a withering glare from Nin's apprentice 

[NameIess]

The (mostly) peaceful Eizards presented the party with a trial to prove their worthiness.

[Shining Silhouette he/him]

This trial would take everything the party had. Including their lunch

[NameIess]

And their resolve.