The Battle for the Sandwich

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The sandwich is imediately stolen by the Shadows

We shall control all!

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I (temporarily?) kill the shadows with a flashlight and take the sandwich, then use another weaponized astronomy rant to keep everyone from reaching it.

[Telrao she/her]

Telrao suddenly grows extremely chonky and squishes Bookwym. She them falls asleep, the Sandwich hidden beneath her massive, floofy paunch.

[Immortal Platypus]

I force everyone to listen to my younger brother's elementary school choir and their bad singing kills most of the people. I then take the sandwich out from under Telrao's sleeping body. (It was a lullaby and Telrao appreciated it.)

Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[Telrao she/her]

Telrao glared at Questions for his lack of support for his little brother. In his shame, he returns the Sandwich to me and apologises to his little bro. Satisfied by the wholesome moment, Telrao gives Questions the Sandwich again.

[Immortal Platypus]

"Thank you. and my brother sings fine, the rest of the choir doesn't. I go to all his concerts anyway." I bow graciously and back away.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I parachute in from a zeppelin and grab the sandwich. I then run away, dropping my parachute behind me to confuse my pursuers.

[Immortal Platypus]

my younger brother's choir runs after you, beats you up, and gives the sandwich to me.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Who was actually me in disguise. You were tied up in a closet somewhere.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

"What's up" I say, bound in ropes next to Platypus. We embark on an adventure together to escape this "Closet", meeting wacky friends and interesting enemies. We form a deep friendship.

Eventually, we attain the sandwich through mysterious means. But there can only be one possessor. I push Platypus off a cliff (gently, because we're friends) and he falls to his demise.

I have the sandwich. But at what cost?

[Immortal Platypus]

I call up "Don't worry, I'm okay!!! Thanks for being gentle!!" Then I run off with the sandwich that fell with me. "It was a good time!! Have a good life!!!"

Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows ambush Questions, and claim the sandwich. they flee into the depths of the earth.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I blow up the Earth with my Death Star and take the sandwich.

[Immortal Platypus]

I blow you up with Jasnah's pie star (See TLT) and take the sandwich.

[Edema Rue she/her]

Luckily for me, @Ookla the Floofy was still sleeping, floofily. I too submitted to sleep, dreaming of sandwiches and joy.

[Telrao she/her]

@Ookla the Ta'veren and I enter the Dream World, which is, in a way, connected to the Cognitive Realm. We Ascend, becoming like Hoid, and go on many adventures around the Cosmere. Hoid gifts me a Traveller's Flute in return for my Earth Flute, and I use this to tell you all the tale of King Tai'llid and the Seven Armies. Entranced by the smoke whirling and beautiful notes, we are gifted the Sandwich.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, you were in the Dream Realm (presumably you got the sandwich from the Pie Star at some point). I get my Moonstone Dragon friend to steal the sandwich and give it to me.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

I stand confused, trying to figure out whether or not we're talking about Dream World, Dream Realm, Dream Land, or something else entirely.

[That1Cellist he/him]

I become confused, wondering why we're all typing in bold now. I decide that makes the comments non-cannon, meaning the sandwich is currently untaken. I pick it up and speed away on a reefslider.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

My struggle.
Our strife.

Was it all for nothing?

Then I realize we've been typing in bold since the very beginning! This then de-canonizes Cellist's existence.
Returning to reality, I create a false reality for Nerdy, showing scenes of absolute horror. I pick up the sandwich from their twitching body. Dragons "care little for the affairs of humans" so we don't have to worry about that.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

Fortunately, I'm not a human. I'm a humanoid bird. The dragon, therefore, cares about me and wakes me up, helping me reclaim the sandwich.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I take the sandwich using pure charisma and wit. I walk away, my theme song playing.

[Edema Rue she/her]

4 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

I stand confused, trying to figure out whether or not we're talking about Dream World, Dream Realm, Dream Land, or something else entirely.

We've been in Tel'aran'rhiod this whole time. 

[Immortal Platypus]

I take the sandwich from @Thaidakar the Ghostblood who had collapsed for some reason unbeknownst to us.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I stand up, dusting off my blue tunic. I take back the sandwich using the power of awesomeness and start making a statue of the sandwich.