EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 The sandwich is imediately stolen by the Shadows We shall control all! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 28, 2022 Report Share Posted November 28, 2022 I (temporarily?) kill the shadows with a flashlight and take the sandwich, then use another weaponized astronomy rant to keep everyone from reaching it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Telrao suddenly grows extremely chonky and squishes Bookwym. She them falls asleep, the Sandwich hidden beneath her massive, floofy paunch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) I force everyone to listen to my younger brother's elementary school choir and their bad singing kills most of the people. I then take the sandwich out from under Telrao's sleeping body. (It was a lullaby and Telrao appreciated it.) Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Telrao glared at Questions for his lack of support for his little brother. In his shame, he returns the Sandwich to me and apologises to his little bro. Satisfied by the wholesome moment, Telrao gives Questions the Sandwich again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 "Thank you. and my brother sings fine, the rest of the choir doesn't. I go to all his concerts anyway." I bow graciously and back away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 I parachute in from a zeppelin and grab the sandwich. I then run away, dropping my parachute behind me to confuse my pursuers. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 my younger brother's choir runs after you, beats you up, and gives the sandwich to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence she/they Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Who was actually me in disguise. You were tied up in a closet somewhere. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 "What's up" I say, bound in ropes next to Platypus. We embark on an adventure together to escape this "Closet", meeting wacky friends and interesting enemies. We form a deep friendship. Eventually, we attain the sandwich through mysterious means. But there can only be one possessor. I push Platypus off a cliff (gently, because we're friends) and he falls to his demise. I have the sandwich. But at what cost? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 (edited) I call up "Don't worry, I'm okay!!! Thanks for being gentle!!" Then I run off with the sandwich that fell with me. "It was a good time!! Have a good life!!!" Edited November 29, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 The shadows ambush Questions, and claim the sandwich. they flee into the depths of the earth. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 I blow up the Earth with my Death Star and take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 I blow you up with Jasnah's pie star (See TLT) and take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Luckily for me, @Ookla the Floofy was still sleeping, floofily. I too submitted to sleep, dreaming of sandwiches and joy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telrao she/her Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 @Ookla the Ta'veren and I enter the Dream World, which is, in a way, connected to the Cognitive Realm. We Ascend, becoming like Hoid, and go on many adventures around the Cosmere. Hoid gifts me a Traveller's Flute in return for my Earth Flute, and I use this to tell you all the tale of King Tai'llid and the Seven Armies. Entranced by the smoke whirling and beautiful notes, we are gifted the Sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 Fortunately, you were in the Dream Realm (presumably you got the sandwich from the Pie Star at some point). I get my Moonstone Dragon friend to steal the sandwich and give it to me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 I stand confused, trying to figure out whether or not we're talking about Dream World, Dream Realm, Dream Land, or something else entirely. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 I become confused, wondering why we're all typing in bold now. I decide that makes the comments non-cannon, meaning the sandwich is currently untaken. I pick it up and speed away on a reefslider. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys he/him Posted November 29, 2022 Author Report Share Posted November 29, 2022 My struggle. Our strife. Was it all for nothing? Then I realize we've been typing in bold since the very beginning! This then de-canonizes Cellist's existence. Returning to reality, I create a false reality for Nerdy, showing scenes of absolute horror. I pick up the sandwich from their twitching body. Dragons "care little for the affairs of humans" so we don't have to worry about that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra They/Them Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 Fortunately, I'm not a human. I'm a humanoid bird. The dragon, therefore, cares about me and wakes me up, helping me reclaim the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 I take the sandwich using pure charisma and wit. I walk away, my theme song playing. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue she/her Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 4 hours ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: I stand confused, trying to figure out whether or not we're talking about Dream World, Dream Realm, Dream Land, or something else entirely. We've been in Tel'aran'rhiod this whole time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 I take the sandwich from @Thaidakar the Ghostblood who had collapsed for some reason unbeknownst to us. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him Posted November 30, 2022 Report Share Posted November 30, 2022 I stand up, dusting off my blue tunic. I take back the sandwich using the power of awesomeness and start making a statue of the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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