Immortal Platypus Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I walk through the pretzel cloud unfazed and lash you into the air while lashing the sandwich down. I grab the sandwich, use a Full lashing to stick it to me, and escape. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I stab myself with a spike that appeared from... wait, where did it come from? whatever. Anyhow, I gain the abilities of a Windrunner and make the direction you ran down for myself. I fall towards you as the hulk, lashing you towards my swiftly falling, heavy hulk feet. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 you can't lash w/out contact. I meet your feet with my flippers and you are repelled. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 fine I realize that I hadn't lashed them toward me because of context. I fly backwards and then shrink back down to normal size. I start sacrificing marshmallows to the Dark Marshmallow Lord. He grants me the sandwich for being a faithful cultist worshipper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I rescue some marshmallows from you and the Light Marshmallow Lord gives me the sandwich for rescuing his subjects. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Halcyon Girl Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I happen to be the Marshmallow Lord’s favored one, and lounge on a mountain of marshmallows, watching the scene below me. If you don’t believe me about the marshmallow thing, ask anyone from the Insanity clinic, particularly the ICanon. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 nope, i'll take your word for it. I still have the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted December 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Platypus gets trapped in my laser cage. "Ookla the Platypus! You fell into my trap!" I say as my head turns into a triangle and my hair falls out. "You will now witness my Self-Destructinator! It self destructs! But don't press the self destruct button because that would be bad." 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I nab the sandwich and run. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 (edited) You realize that your hand dropped off inside the cage because it got cut off by the lasers. "Okay Dr. Keys. I won't." I dig my way out, turn off the cage, kick him into the cage, and turn on the cage. I take the sandwich with me. Then i fill in the hole and secure the entire thing with atium reinforced with titanium. Edited December 1, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I teleport out and then start a heist to take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 You weren't in the cage so your teleportation backfired and put you in the cage with Dr. Keys. Your teleportation cooldown is 3 days and 4 minutes. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 Except I hadn't teleported out of the cage, but out of the building. It reinstates. I continue planning the heist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 The shadows sneakily claim the sandwich, then give it to a human mercenary that they had hired to get it far away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 That human mercenary was also hired by me for more money. The human brings me the sandwich, which I hide among many other identical sandwiches. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 The sandwiches, having expected the betrayal, run away with the actual sandwich, instead of the decoy they had given to the mercenary. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 The sandwiches form a sandwich government with The Sandwich as their leader. Now there are legions of sandwich armies protecting the sandwich from everyone, and nobody is in possession of The Sandwich currently. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I take over the sandwich government after a period of politics and intrigue. I take The Sandwich away and the government runs rampant. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I become a dictator over the sandwiches and command them to take The Sandwich. They succeed and I command them to give it to me but they refuse. They then rebel and overthrow me. I take the sandwich as I go without them noticing though. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I return and win the rebels' favor. I lead them after you. We ambush you and take the sandwich in an epic battle. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That1Cellist Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I bring in my rouge gang of hamburgers and defeat the sandwiches in a great battle, taking The Sandwich from you. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 My bananas steal the sandwich as the hamburgers are taking it back to Cellist. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted December 1, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 But you accidentally capitalised "cellist" and brought it to a person specializing in cells, not a person playing cello! This cellist has no use for it, and gives it to me instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thaidakar the Ghostblood Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 I beat you up senseless and take the sandwich. I jump into my escape jet and get away. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 1, 2022 Report Share Posted December 1, 2022 However, I was in the right to capitalize Cellist, as it's a name. As everyone realizes this, reality shifts and I have the sandwich again. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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