Edema Rue Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 34 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said: Bookwyrm stood on the surface of a distant world, contemplating the war that formed the fabric of the thread around him. I once held a Shard, he thought. Now it is gone. And for what? A sandwich. The tastiest sandwich ever. Desirable above all other sandwiches. What did it mean? Bookwyrm sat down and continued to think. Thinking ain’t healthy Really, it’s not good. Instead, You get the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted December 6, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 (edited) I assault Bookwyrm With my mystical powers The great Shard of Glass Edited December 6, 2022 by Ookla the Keys 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 Bookwyrm hastily tossed the sandwich to Keys. "I don't want any trouble." 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 6, 2022 Report Share Posted December 6, 2022 The shadows, being unafraid of glass, captured the sandwich in midair. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 As the Shard of Books, I control everyone. because you read books. now I have sandwich you cannot claim it from me just kidding. maybe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 The shadows claim it from you, because some of them are illiterate. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 The books rebel under your rule and you are deposed. I become the new shard, and the books gladly fetch the sandwich for me. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) I am the co-Shard. but it is for haikus now I steal the sandwich Edited December 8, 2022 by Ookla the platypus 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AltonicKeys Posted December 7, 2022 Author Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) My friends see me counting on my fingers constantly and repetitively. They are concerned for my mental health and give me the sandwich as consolation. Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Keys 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Wandering Wizard Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 I begin counting all the trees and lots more than just counting on my fingers repetitively and they give me the sandwich instead. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 The Platypus is not co-Shard, because the first line of his haiku only had 4 syllables. I decide to only text my friends in haiku format until Christmas break, and they surrender the sandwich out of terror. I don’t know how all our non-sharder friends got the sandwich, but they had it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted December 7, 2022 Report Share Posted December 7, 2022 I want the sandwich I fight Aes for it and win I run away now 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Your text isn’t bold Your duel was quite invalid I have the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cinnamon Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 I want the sandwich I fight Aes for it and win Victory is sweet This move is valid I now posses the Sandwich Please, no one take it 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NerdyAarakocra Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 I ignore your wish. I use my random powers To get the sandwich. How did I do this? I used [REDACTED] and fruit To warp space and time. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 I use {redacted} To counter your [REDACTED] I take the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bookwyrm Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Bookwyrm opened a portal and left the planet the sandwich was on to go do a side quest. A very important side quest. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Come on, Bookwyrm! This isn't TLT, this is the eternal battle for the ultimate Sandwich! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Edema Rue Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 It was alright though, because the side quest involved getting a weapon that would allow the literate wyrm to retrieve the sandwich. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Oh. All good then! Hmm... a weapon that allows one to obtain the Sandwich...? I think I may steal this weapon before the Bookwyrm can! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 8, 2022 Report Share Posted December 8, 2022 Better yet, I'll find it before either could steal the weapon!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmulatonStromenkiin Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 While everyone is distracted by the weapon, the shadows steal the sandwich from Bookwyrm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 Bookwyrm definitely had the sandwich. don't worry about it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sequence Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 I see through the platypus's clever disguise, and steal the Sandwich from where it is. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Immortal Platypus Posted December 9, 2022 Report Share Posted December 9, 2022 But I trap you, take the sandwich, and only give it back if you know my name. Muahahahaha!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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