The Battle for the Sandwich

[Edema Rue she/her]

34 minutes ago, Ookla the Perpetual said:

Bookwyrm stood on the surface of a distant world, contemplating the war that formed the fabric of the thread around him.

I once held a Shard, he thought. Now it is gone.

And for what? A sandwich.

The tastiest sandwich ever. Desirable above all other sandwiches.

What did it mean?

Bookwyrm sat down and continued to think.

Thinking ain’t healthy

Really, it’s not good. Instead, 

You get the sandwich. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I assault Bookwyrm

With my mystical powers

The great Shard of Glass

Edited December 6, 2022 by Ookla the Keys

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm hastily tossed the sandwich to Keys.

"I don't want any trouble."

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows, being unafraid of glass, captured the sandwich in midair.

[Immortal Platypus]

As the Shard of Books,

I control everyone.

because you read books.

 

now I have sandwich

you cannot claim it from me

just kidding. maybe.

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows claim it from you, because some of them are illiterate.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The books rebel under your rule and you are deposed. I become the new shard, and the books gladly fetch the sandwich for me.

[Immortal Platypus]

I am the co-Shard.

but it is for haikus now

I steal the sandwich

Edited December 8, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[AltonicKeys he/him]

My friends see me counting on my fingers constantly and repetitively. They are concerned for my mental health and give me the sandwich as consolation.

Edited December 7, 2022 by Ookla the Keys

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I begin counting all the trees and lots more than just counting on my fingers repetitively and they give me the sandwich instead.

[Edema Rue she/her]

The Platypus is not co-Shard, because the first line of his haiku only had 4 syllables. I decide to only text my friends in haiku format until Christmas break, and they surrender the sandwich out of terror. 
I don’t know how all our non-sharder friends got the sandwich, but they had it. 

[Cinnamon]

I want the sandwich

I fight Aes for it and win

I run away now

 

[Edema Rue she/her]

Your text isn’t bold

Your duel was quite invalid

I have the sandwich. 

[Cinnamon]

I want the sandwich
I fight Aes for it and win 
Victory is sweet 

This move is valid 
I now posses the Sandwich 
Please, no one take it

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I ignore your wish.

I use my random powers

To get the sandwich.

 

How did I do this?

I used [REDACTED] and fruit

To warp space and time.

[Immortal Platypus]

I use {redacted}

To counter your [REDACTED]

I take the sandwich.

[The Bookwyrm he/him]

Bookwyrm opened a portal and left the planet the sandwich was on to go do a side quest.

A very important side quest.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Come on, Bookwyrm! This isn't TLT, this is the eternal battle for the ultimate Sandwich!

[Edema Rue she/her]

It was alright though, because the side quest involved getting a weapon that would allow the literate wyrm to retrieve the sandwich.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Oh. All good then! Hmm... a weapon that allows one to obtain the Sandwich...? I think I may steal this weapon before the Bookwyrm can!

[Immortal Platypus]

Better yet, I'll find it before either could steal the weapon!!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

While everyone is distracted by the weapon, the shadows steal the sandwich from Bookwyrm

[Immortal Platypus]

Bookwyrm definitely had the sandwich. don't worry about it...

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

I see through the platypus's clever disguise, and steal the Sandwich from where it is.

[Immortal Platypus]

But I trap you, take the sandwich, and only give it back if you know my name. Muahahahaha!!!