The Battle for the Sandwich

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Beaten to a pulp, I, uh, do nothing because I was beaten to a pulp

[NameIess]

I fish the sandwich out of all the pulp and run off to find a safe place to eat it.

[Immortal Platypus]

I was at find a safe place to eat it and took the sandwich. Then I gave it back to @Ookla the Untitled because that would be mean if I didn't.

Edited December 13, 2022 by Ookla the platypus

[NameIess]

I lick my lips, staring at the sandwich and preparing to take a bite.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I move the conversation into a different color.

[AltonicKeys he/him]

Untitled slips all over my guts, the sandwich flies into the air

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I take the sandwich through the power of white text.

[Immortal Platypus]

I bring the conversation back to black text.

[NameIess]

The attempt fails, because Key's guts get blood all over the text.

[Immortal Platypus]

I am okay with that fail because this is a cool color.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

I vote Platypus because we need some sort of murder in here.

VC:

Platypus (1): Wizard

 

[Immortal Platypus]

I already got sacrificed, sacrifice Keys.

VC:

Platypus (1): Wizard

Keys (1): Platypus

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

the blood starts to dry.

[NameIess]

Then it turns purple.

[Immortal Platypus]

Go back to voting silly people.

[The Wandering Wizard he/him]

Then orange.

[NameIess]

I vote for... uh... I've never played this game before, sorry.

[Immortal Platypus]

And then a strange pink color.

[Ranryu she/her]

While you are distracted by font colors, Ranryu steals the sandwich and donates it to charity.

[Thaidakar the Ghostblood he/him]

I take the sandwich using brilliant manipulation. 

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I accuse Thaidakar of being boring.
"But Keys you're like super dead and stuff"
Yeah but Dr. Docter rebuilt me into a cool cyborg. I take the sandwich with my Rocket Arm™.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Being the CEO of Sequence Armaments Corporation, I take control of the weapon which you paid me to build for you. The Rocket Arm™ brings the Sandwich to me, and I rejoice. I'm in a good mood, so all of my employees will get a raise!

[EmulatonStromenkiin he/him]

The shadows claim the Sandwich, taking it from Sequence. They also set off an EMP device, devastating all of Sequence's company and arms

[AltonicKeys he/him]

I fall apart. Metal scrap hits Sequence, knocking the sandwich out of her hands. It lands beside me.

[ThroughTheLivingSequence she/her/they/them]

Thankfully, one of the weapons I had developed was an EMP-Proof-Shadow-Killing-Gun™ (EPSKG™). I used it on the Shadows and reclaimed the Sandwich, fleeing to the ruins of my factory.