The Battle for the Sandwich

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

I freak out at the glitter explosion, and make a real explosion to get rid of the glitter.

Seriously, glitter is a cancer. It just multiplies and spreads.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am tired so summon a shark 

[Ascended Grubberfly He/Him]

I use the shark to make shark fin soup.

[GG0z He/Him]

I eat the soup, and ask for the Sandwich again

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I am utterly horrified at the needless massacre of the shark and send my pigeon Gert to peck your eyeballs out. 

[GG0z He/Him]

little did Gert know that I have contact lenses!