The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

12 hours ago, Deception said:

Dang it I forgot.

Retribution attacks your world and takes the sandwich to study it

I hire Szeth to kill Retribution. Szeth steals the Sandwich and gives it to me.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

32 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I hire Szeth to kill Retribution. Szeth steals the Sandwich and gives it to me.

Szeth retired already. too bad.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Szeth retired already. too bad.

I brought Szeth out of retirement, obviously.

Edited Thursday at 12:29 PM by NerdSandwich

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Just now, NerdSandwich said:

I brought Szeth out of retirement, obviously.

It's too late- he already made up his mind and is benefiting from a 401k

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Oh, so 'he' is a runner, huh?

Szeth was employed by me.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I hire the penguins of Madagascar to steal the Sandwich for me, and they do it epically. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I hire the entire continent of Africa to sue Madagascar, and in the confusion, I steal the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I offer a steak to a zebra, because I've only ever watched the first 20 minutes of Madagascar. I land a hot air balloon on your head. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I, having earlier disguised myself as a zebra, take the steak and enjoy it a lot. Then I grab the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich while she's distracted by the hot air balloon on her head.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I refrain from telling you about one of the many crazy stories from my looong (jk) life (about a hot air balloon). I then *poof*,steal the Sandwich, and spawn a big yellow glowing flower that eats people.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I get eaten by the flower and possess its consciousness to get it to swallow the Sandwich, which I then pick up. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

I’m baaaaaaack

*looks at whoever has the sandwich rn with puppy dog eyes. By that I mean I am in fact holding the eyeballs of a juvenile member of Canis lupus familiaris*

”can I pls has?”

[Deception He/Him]

I have unfortunately read your signature

Deception, under the power of some strange force, snatches the Sandwich from @Ink and Embers, and gives it to @ChipsAHoid.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

11 hours ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I’m baaaaaaack

*looks at whoever has the sandwich rn with puppy dog eyes. By that I mean I am in fact holding the eyeballs of a juvenile member of Canis lupus familiaris*

”can I pls has?”

I specifically don't read your sig and insist that I am immune to puppy eyes after seeing Puppy Eyes (capital) courtesy of my sister. I steal the Sandwich after filling out the forms for animal cruelty.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

9 hours ago, Deception said:

I have unfortunately read your signature

Deception, under the power of some strange force, snatches the Sandwich from @Ink and Embers, and gives it to @ChipsAHoid.

I am offend and steal your boots. 

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

6 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I am offend and steal your boots. 

I am VERY offend and steal your appendix

[Deception He/Him]

I steal @ChipsAHoid's boots, then take the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich and reluctantly give it back to @ChipsAHoid.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

1 minute ago, Deception said:

I steal @ChipsAHoid's boots, then take the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich and reluctantly give it back to @ChipsAHoid.

I erase @ChipsAHoid from existence. I take the Sandwich, look at it is horror as I realize what we have done, the atrocities we have committed, the crimes and terrible extents we went to to get this object. Then I give it to Retribution.

[Deception He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

I erase @ChipsAHoid from existence. I take the Sandwich, look at it is horror as I realize what we have done, the atrocities we have committed, the crimes and terrible extents we went to to get this object. Then I give it to Retribution.

Retribution takes the Sandwich. "VERY INTERESTING. AN OBJECT THAT CANNOT BE DESTROYED. YOU WILL BE REWARDED, MORTAL". Then, he turns Ketek into a Fused, specifically a Magnified One, as the "reward".

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

8 minutes ago, Deception said:

I steal @ChipsAHoid's boots, then take the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich and reluctantly give it back to @ChipsAHoid.

W sig does all the work for me

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I erase @ChipsAHoid from existence. I take the Sandwich, look at it is horror as I realize what we have done, the atrocities we have committed, the crimes and terrible extents we went to to get this object. Then I give it to Retribution.

Thankfully, I’m written in pen

Your eraser may die because you make mistakes, but this one can’t be erased

Spoiler

I’m kidding btw

Also meanie

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

1 minute ago, ChipsAHoid said:

Thankfully, I’m written in pen

I grab my infinite supply of White-out and wiggle it menacingly at @ChipsAHoid

[ChipsAHoid He/Him]

Just now, Through The Living Ketek said:

I grab my infinite supply of White-out and wiggle it menacingly at @ChipsAHoid

I look at you, wounded 

I haven’t even done anything to hurt anyone!

…on this thread

…this most recent return from inactivity

…I think

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

11 minutes ago, ChipsAHoid said:

I look at you, wounded 

I haven’t even done anything to hurt anyone!

…on this thread

…this most recent return from inactivity

…I think

but I don't erase you... yet... I politely ask you to remove that first paragraph of your signature.

[Deception He/Him]

5 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

but I don't erase you... yet... I politely ask you to remove that first paragraph of your signature.

"Wait!", yells Deception. "If you try to erase it you might accidentally start reading it!"

Edited 2 hours ago by Deception
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