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ChipsAHoid

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  1. That’s the neat part. They didn’t. It was a Lightweaver illusion Why in the name of everything good did you give people the cohesiveness of water?
  2. Held my off brand cheese crackers hostage Why did you spend twenty years searching for the city of San Francisco in my pantry
  3. You’ve read the rules? I also look behind me in surprise. There’s nothing interesting there I shrug and take the sandwich as you sleep
  4. Getting them ready for Christmas to put in all the arachnophobes ik’s stockings Why did you join the flat earthers?
  5. Emboldened by my new hat, I throw Ink at @Ascended Grubberfly ”Inkachu, I choose you!”
  6. In years, usually I’m sorry you did WHAT to that small European nation?
  7. I snatch Ink’s slumbering body away from the Sandwich and begin chasing you. While holding Ink. I’M the murder of Inquisitors. They made me mad what can I say
  8. Honestly idk there’s quite a few I dislike Would you like to leave a review of this thread to help us improve its quality?
  9. Chloroform, my bad Why did you offer me batteries, I already told you I’m full already
  10. Yeah I’m basically going inactive on the shard till mid July starting Monday so I’m prob not part of this anymore
  11. I call it curb stomping Rhymes with Grug
  12. “I call it a peanut allergy! Rhymes with-“ *flatline* “I call it cheating death!” ”WHAT?!”
  13. Poisoning people in the park
  14. No, but I have one and mean to learn how to at some point Describe your looks to me
  15. He’s your son, we’ve been over this! Speaking of, why’d you abandon him in a trash can it the first place?
  16. In spirit only My older sister used to be active here actually @PianoSavant My actual little sister isn’t old enough to join yet …I do genuinely imagine u as Dokja it’s funny
  17. School, hands down. Weird stuff happens there man. Hey! Let me out of here! Where am I?
  18. 2867. …we actually listed it really early on (I think in the double digits even) that’s probably the most repeated of all ways 2868. Be too lazy to delete all the 10 seconds of work it took you to write it out I mean I did it for funsies like a year ago and have kept up there’s some really good ones 2869.
  19. *hits philosophical pose* Before one answers such a query, one must first ponder: what is “a human”, really? I’m building you a house! Where do you want it?
  20. Replace my third kidney with a potato For science Thoughts about the recent senate debate?
  21. Mid color ngl Oh hey I found the coupons under your eviction notice
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