The Battle for the Sandwich

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

16 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I am very excited at Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims' appearance and start throwing breadcrumbs at the clouds.

As a prison Gaurd, I summon a shark. I don't even remember why this job involves sharks by this point. 

The Shark is Hacim. He informs you that sharks are involved in this job because they are chaotic, unpredictable creatures that are wonderful for the BotS storyline. Kaladist pops into existence and kills a bee because Kaladist is not mentally sound and has no logical thinking abilities besides destroy.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab a lightsaber while no one is looking then travel to Dagobah, train with Yoda, and come back as a master jedi. I summon the Sandwich with the force.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

No One saw @Unintelligenius, became a Sith, and killed @Unintelligenius.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

49 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

No One saw @Unintelligenius, became a Sith, and killed @Unintelligenius.

I come back to life with super secret jedi force powers and then kill No One for killing me.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I gawk as both @Unintelligenius and "super secret jedi force powers" come back to life. @Unintelligenius is still not a Jedi.

Kaladist kills another bee 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I give Kaladist a two hour lecture on the importance of bees for the ecosystem and why pollination matters. 

[Verdance he/him]

Wasing unbee the kill I, wasing unsentence mine logic

Edited May 10 by Verdance

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Kaladist doesn't care about logic. Kaladist kills yet another bee, and then throws the dead bee at @Ink and Embers

"Screw pollination!"

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I burst into tears and throw a bee funeral. I also swear loudly at Kaladist and steal the Sandwich in retribution. Did Kaladist have the Sandwich? Who knows? I have it now

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Who knows that @Unintelligenius had the Sandwich. Who steals the sandwich back and gives it to @Unintelligenius

Then Who goes back to first.

[Shatter He/Him]

On 5/9/2026 at 1:48 AM, Ink and Embers said:

I am very excited at Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims' appearance and start throwing breadcrumbs at the clouds.

As a prison Gaurd, I summon a shark. I don't even remember why this job involves sharks by this point. 

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims is pleased and makes you a Spinner Ferring. 

[Verdance he/him]

2 minutes ago, Shatter said:

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims is pleased and makes you a Spinner Ferring. 

There’s no way that’s a real word

[Shatter He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Verdance said:

There’s no way that’s a real word

Herr - Mr.
Federflug - Feather flight
Überwachungsbehördenleiter - head of a supervisory authority
von Hochdachfenstersims - of the high roof window sill

His name is Mr. Featherflight, Director of the Monitoring Authority of the High-Roof Windowsill.

They aren't actual words, but they are morphologically valid.

[Verdance he/him]

5 minutes ago, Shatter said:

Herr - Mr.
Federflug - Feather flight
Überwachungsbehördenleiter - head of a supervisory authority
von Hochdachfenstersims - of the high roof window sill

His name is Mr. Featherflight, Director of the Monitoring Authority of the High-Roof Windowsill.

They aren't actual words, but they are morphologically valid.

Mein godt

Wunderbar

[NerdSandwich she/her]

DEUTSCH!!!!

Ich stehle das Sandwich. (by Ironpulling it towards me, it came in a metal wrapper)

Edited May 11 by NerdSandwich

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I Sandwich GPS my way to the Sandwich, and nab it via sneaky concept.

[Verdance he/him]

I use the plotblade of Revision (an unauthorized reproduction from Bangladesh) to cause the plot to leave the Sandwich with me.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I destroy the plotblade, shuddering. I steal the Sandwich too.

[Verdance he/him]

Noooo

my unauthorizedbangladeshireplicaoftheplotbladeodrevision!

sadness

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I coppermind what Spinner Ferrings do because my memory is terrible.

I thank Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims gratefully.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 5/9/2026 at 5:46 PM, Through The Living Ketek said:

I gawk as both @Unintelligenius and "super secret jedi force powers" come back to life. @Unintelligenius is still not a Jedi.

Kaladist kills another bee 

I become a Jedi and then steal the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich with my friend "super secret jedi force powers".

Edited May 11 by Unintelligenius

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I interrupt and say how it's not fair that I'm not allowed to watch Star Wars. I also steal the Sandwich because why not.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I interrupt and say how it's not fair that I'm not allowed to watch Star Wars. I also steal the Sandwich because why not.

I agree with you that it is unfair and out of pity, I decide not to take the Sandwich and allow you to hold it for a few precious moments.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I shrug and summon yet another shark.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

4 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I shrug and summon yet another shark.

I eat your shark.