The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

@Through The Living Ketek uses Kalhacerfnartek to slice, dice, mice, ice, rice, nice, vice, and lice @NerdSandwich, and @Through The Living Ketek yoinks the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I steal my back back from @Through The Living Ketek, bash him on the head to get him back into first person pov, and hide the Sandwich in my hat while I'm at it

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I get rid of the lice and yoink the Sandwich from Ink out of anger.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Kalhacerfnartek Tells Ink And Embers That It Would Be A Bad Idea To Put Through The Living Ketek In 1st Person...

Would Ink And Embers Like To Switch Him Back?

 

[Yes]        [No]

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I grin and select [No] out of curiosity 

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Mistake.

Kalhacerfnartek (who is an overly large piece of steak), glows and yet another avatar of @Through The Living Ketek is summoned. 2 of them, actually. 

Doublejoint puts @Through The Living Ketek back in 3rd person mode.

Dusky grabs @Ink and Embers and imprisons  @Ink and Embers in a boom that has a horrible plot. All the characters die at the end. the book is on the last page, last chapter, last paragraph, last sentence, last word. 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Mistake.

Kalhacerfnartek (who is an overly large piece of steak), glows and yet another avatar of @Through The Living Ketek is summoned. 2 of them, actually. 

Doublejoint puts @Through The Living Ketek back in 3rd person mode.

Dusky grabs @Ink and Embers and imprisons  @Ink and Embers in a boom that has a horrible plot. All the characters die at the end. the book is on the last page, last chapter, last paragraph, last sentence, last word. 

@Ink and Embers barely follows what's happening, wonders how a boom can have a horrible plot, and is accompanied to the end times by the Sandwich, which they'd been holding 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I had actually been holding the Sandwich. I still am, actually.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Its a boom bcos the book exploded

 

Dusky pops @Ink and Embers  and @NerdSandwichlike a balloon, grabs the Sandwich, and through a series of complicated passes in a game of BotS potato. a random one of @Through The Living Ketek avatars has the Sandwich. 

 

I've chosen which one, you don't get to know, but each wrong guess switches which one has it, and also leads closer to a new avatar.......

Edited April 29 by Through The Living Ketek

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I shrug and make a salad. Out of the body parts of a randomly selected avatar of Kaladist's

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I am mad at Dusky, put him in the refrigerator, and steal the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Ink and Embers picked wrong. It was not Kaladist.

New avatar meter: 1/5

The Sandwich switches hands

It wasn't Dusky. 

2/5

The Sandwich switches hands.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I shrug and stuff another avatar in a blender. It rhymes.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The Sandwich switched its newfound hands and back again.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

the Sandwich goes flying and is unfindable by the entire BotS thread

[NerdSandwich she/her]

So I find it on the Last Post Wins thread and bring the Sandwich back here.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

So I find it on the Last Post Wins thread and bring the Sandwich back here.

Right back into my hands. I thank you for retrieving the Sandwich for me and even give you a tip of a couple of cents.

22 hours ago, Fizz9 said:

I look at the burned grass. Then I use the burntness (don't ask how that works) to grab the Sandwich. Then I eat the Sandwich. Luckily It reappears in my hand.

I ask you how you used the burntness to grab the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I want to be tipped more than a couple of cents.

That doesn't make sense. I should make dollars.

I steal all your money and the Sandwich for good measure.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I shrug and offer you a job at the space cafe I've just started

[Verdance he/him]

FN.9 arrives at the space cafe and orders The Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Unfortunately, the Sandwich is not on the menu.

Edited April 30 by NerdSandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I offer FN.9 a job

[Verdance he/him]

FN.9 inquiries to the nature of this job. @Ink and Embers

[Unintelligenius he/him]

8 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I want to be tipped more than a couple of cents.

That doesn't make sense. I should make dollars.

I steal all your money and the Sandwich for good measure.

I use a ruler to hit you on the head for good measure. Then I grab the Sandwich and duct-tape a lot of rulers to your feet so you can't run very fast. Then I run off.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Instead of running very fast, I simply teleport to you, steal the Sandwich, and teleport away.