The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Interdimensional Timeout forbids them from leaving for the next week. Sorry.

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Interdimensional Timeout forbids them from leaving for the next week. Sorry.

Dang it, well then, I summon Pattern also level 200,000 with an attack power of 2,000,000,000

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

and then pattern gets distracted by a piece of aluminium cheese.

[KaladinTheKingOfHeralds He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

and then pattern gets distracted by a piece of aluminium cheese.

Pattern, get yo butt back here and fight

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I grab the Sandwich from whomever has it, politely tip my hat to them, and hand them a grenade with the pin pulled.

[Verdance he/him]

5 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I grab the Sandwich from whomever has it, politely tip my hat to them, and hand them a grenade with the pin pulled.

I hat your tip and steal the sandwich while the antilogic breaks your brain

works every time

[RaeTheRaven]

While you're busy self congratulating, I grab the sandwich and escape with it.

[Verdance he/him]

While you escape with “it”, i pick up the sandwich where you have left the sandwich on the ground for a useless pronoun, and leave the area with the sandwich, once again congratulating myself on my brilliance. Then i trip on a rock. Maybe i will stop congratulating myself too hard.

Edited April 28 by Verdance

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I summon a Cryptic to distract you all.
I steal the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I summon the Sandwich to distract you all.

I steal a Cryptic.

Edited April 28 by Through The Living Ketek

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I summon a volcano.
I steal the Sandwich.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I Sandwich the steal volcano summoning.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The poor volcano summoning is sandwiched.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

The volcano sandwich is poorly summoned

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the volcano sandwich.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I make the sandwiches volcano steal you.

Edited April 28 by Through The Living Ketek

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I politely ask what's happening, while tripping into the active volcano. Fortunately, I have a parachute. Unfortunately, it's on fire. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I unsteal myself.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I steal you back again. 

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I steal @Ink and Embers's back.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

I touch grass.

Because of this, I become Grasslord. I use my ultimate grassy powers to steal the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I burn the grass and then blame the fire on you, and then I become a firefighter and put out the fire, and then I become a cop and arrest you, and then I throw you into prison and take the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I eat the burned grass and steal the Sandwich.

[Fizz9]

I look at the burned grass. Then I use the burntness (don't ask how that works) to grab the Sandwich. Then I eat the Sandwich. Luckily It reappears in my hand.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I use my ultimate super Sandwich powers to grab the Sandwich.