The Battle for the Sandwich

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I play my "No! You Can't Do That" card and I steal the Sandwich. I permanently destroy all 0th dimensions.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I play my "Uh-Huh I Can!" Card and you get put in prison for copying me. I snatch the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I play my "Permanently Destroy All Uh-Huh I Can! Cards" Card and you get put in prison. I snatch the Sandwich.

[Fizz9]

I look at these cards. Then I smack @NerdSandwich and @Through The Living Ketek and tell them to get better cards. Then I play my one and only "I get the sandwich now!" card. The sandwich appears in my hands.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I get a "Uno Reverse" card, and I steal the Sandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I play a "Skip All" card and you are immobilized for the rest of the day.

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I accidentally drop a card that skips the day. I'm then confused why the sky went dark. Too confused to actually try and take the sandwich for now

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I Have gone to a place where time has no meaning, therefore the day will never end, and I get the sandwich forever.

Edited April 23 by Through The Living Ketek

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The day ends anyway. I steal the Sandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I steal the sandwich from NerdSandwich in no particular way.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich by opening an interdimensional portal.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I steal steak steam stead and two sandwiches. The sandwich and NerdSandwich's username, NERD!!!!!!!!

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I revive myself and steal the Sandwich and a random skull I found.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I summon the Snadwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich by opening a portal. I then open a portal below you to the Sun.

[Verdance he/him]

Flawnuller 9/10, a version of 9/10mmHB#2 who is non-canon but very much still annoying, appears, finding himself diverting the portal to the sun with his own Stable Rift. “What the *screech* is happening here?”, he yells, as the person who was about to fall into the sun instead falls into the set of season three of Percy Jackson and the Olympians during filming. It seems a starhawk has followed him.

Edited April 23 by Verdance
AKA “fn.9”

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I blow up the Percy Jackson set but then realize @NerdSandwich wasn't even there. Then I grab my Sandwich compass and a spear and begin the hunt.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

The SNADWICH attacks you just because.

[Verdance he/him]

15 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

The SNADWICH attacks you just because.

Misspelling Sandwich, however intentionally, places you under @Verdance’s dominion. A lethal curse weakens your magic until @Verdance loses interest.

Meanwhile, FN.9 asks everyone ‘what the heck is going on’

Edited April 23 by Verdance

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

44 minutes ago, Verdance said:

Misspelling Sandwich, however intentionally, places you under @Verdance’s dominion. A lethal curse weakens your magic until @Verdance loses interest.

Meanwhile, FN.9 asks everyone ‘what the heck is going on’

Referring to @Verdance in the 3rd person, however intentionally, places @Verdance under  @Through The Living Ketek's dominion. @Verdance must now speak only in Keteks and will be stuck like this until @Through The Living Ketek intentionally hold The Sandwich.

[Verdance he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Referring to @Verdance in the 3rd person, however intentionally, places @Verdance under  @Through The Living Ketek's dominion. @Verdance must now speak only in Keteks and will be stuck like this until @Through The Living Ketek intentionally hold The Sandwich.

Ketek third person curses frustrate. Curse people third, Ketek!

Verdance refered to an avatar. A reference to a person, Verdance.

He was not speaking in the third person. Third, in the speech, no, he was

not bound by such weak curses. @Verdance, an avatar created by the author specifically to interact with FN.9 in BotS to fulfill a necessary role FN.9’s character, was not the actual author or person who wore the moniker “Verdance”, and therefore “Verdance” was not speaking in the third person. As soon as @Verdance realized this, the ketek curse broke. Such flimsy logic should be applied more carefully next time. What a nasty curse, anyway. Carefully purging any leftover symmetry from his language, @Verdance watched FN.9 as he joined the Battle for the Sandwich.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

Lousy attempts, fine, it's at beautiful poems- child's play. Child! poetic beauty at its finest. Attempter, lousy.

Should've kept trying, maybe you'd get anywhere but zero. But anywhere gets you. Maybe try, keepings shan't.

......I tell @Verdance that he can't stop @Through The Living Ketek as Ketek, @Through The Living Ketek's first of many avatars rises from the symmetry dust left behind from the last post using the word "symmetry". Words that use posts last. That's from behind, left, dusty symmetry. That's from rising avatars, many of one,  @Through The Living Ketek's keteks as @Through The Living Ketek's stop cannot be. That, @Verdance, tell me.

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there are like 10 other avatars  

[Verdance he/him]

7 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Lousy attempts, fine, it's at beautiful poems- child's play. Child! poetic beauty at its finest. Attempter, lousy.

Should've kept trying, maybe you'd get anywhere but zero. But anywhere gets you. Maybe try, keepings shan't.

......I tell @Verdance that he can't stop @Through The Living Ketek as Ketek, @Through The Living Ketek's first of many avatars rises from the symmetry dust left behind from the last post using the word "symmetry". Words that use posts last. That's from behind, left, dusty symmetry. That's from rising avatars, many of one,  @Through The Living Ketek's keteks as @Through The Living Ketek's stop cannot be. That, @Verdance, tell me.

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Poetry without skill. That ketek is nonsensical. Is Ketek that unskilled with poetry?

Edited April 24 by Verdance
This is a challenge

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

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No.

I don't invite feeble peasants to my battles.

Ketek battling me: mistake. I am the Goliath and you're not David, not you. And Goliath, that am I. Mistake. My battle Ketek. 

Battles mine. To peasants feeble: invitation not done, I'm not.

 

Ketek summons poetry rays and they break your brain, and then I start the Sandwich for the Battle. In a mini golf course, why not?

[Verdance he/him]

12 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

Ketek summons poetry rays and they break your brain, and then I start the Sandwich for the Battle. In a mini golf course, why not?

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Logic and Continuity. It is something you are missing, definitely. Your keteks lack sense. I always have sense. Have always I sensed a lacking? Yours, definitely. Missing, are you, something?  Is it continuity and logic?

I shield myself with armor made up of the many fairly skillful poems I have made, then start making my sandwich. Whoever makes the best sandwich wins the Battle. Obviously.