The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I am sad because nobody questioned how I slapped everyone in the BACK OF THE FACE

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I raise my hand to ask you a question.

I also summon the Sandwich into my outstretched hand

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I call on you for your question.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

While everyone is distracted, I snatch the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 hours ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I call on you for your question.

I ask you how you slapped everyone on the back of the face. I also give everyone a bandage. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, NerdSandwich said:

While everyone is distracted, I snatch the Sandwich.

I pull out a cute puppy and everyone goes googly-eyed, and I take the Sandwich while everyone is focused on the puppy.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I evolve into Chuck Norris

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich after creating a cardboard Yoshi and distracting you.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I hop onto Yoshi's back and ride after you.

[NerdyAarakocra They/Them]

I defeat your Yoshi with a feathered dinosaur and, riding on its back, pursue NerdSandwich.

[Denissimo He/him]

I summon a False Hydra.
Let the havoc begin,

[Unintelligenius he/him]

11 hours ago, NerdyAarakocra said:

I defeat your Yoshi with a feathered dinosaur and, riding on its back, pursue NerdSandwich.

I summon another Yoshi, and he eats you and your feathered dinosaur and then poops you out as an egg. Then I hop on his back, and we catch up to @NerdSandwich, whom Yoshi also eats and poops out as an egg. I then realize that the Sandwich is still with NerdSandwich in the egg.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I cook the egg and serve it at a buffet

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I serve the rest of the buffet and secretly include a strong sedative in all the food, then steal the Sandwich while you're all asleep and run off giggling

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I drank adrenaline this morning so I run really fast, scold you for ruining the party I was planning, and take the Sandwich. I do, however, give you a tiny top hat.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

I serve the rest of the buffet and secretly include a strong sedative in all the food, then steal the Sandwich while you're all asleep and run off giggling

I fall asleep from the sedative.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I create a Sandwich-hologram and steal the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I whack you over the head with a pogo stick 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

Clone appears for the first time in a while. He approaches you, carrying the Maw 6. He gives the Maw 6 a new aluminium-mind, and the Maw 6 turns into a black hole pogo stick instead of a frying pan.

Clone whacks you over the head, then realising you don't have the Sandwich, snatches it from the dazed @NerdSandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I give Clone a welcome back cupcake laced with arsenic, and pat Maw 6 on the head. The arsenic was unintentional but I mixed it up with sugar due to being hit on the head. I then summon a tree.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 minute ago, Ink and Embers said:

I give Clone a welcome back cupcake laced with arsenic, and pat Maw 6 on the head. The arsenic was unintentional but I mixed it up with sugar due to being hit on the head. I then summon a tree.

Clone eats the cupcake, then proceeds to swallow a meal's worth of gold to compound. However, while doing so, he runs into the tree and passes out.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I create an anti-cloning organization and steal the Sandwich in the ensuing chaos.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

36 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I create an anti-cloning organization and steal the Sandwich in the ensuing chaos.

I shut down the anti-cloning organization, and the chaos stops. I then organize an anti-anti-cloning organization, and we hunt you down with all of our clones and take the Sandwich.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

I shut down the anti-cloning organization, and the chaos stops. I then organize an anti-anti-cloning organization, and we hunt you down with all of our clones and take the Sandwich.

Clone, the real Clone, uses his authority here, and takes the sandwich

[Fizz9]

Fizz soothes everyone, causing them all to become very willing to impress Fizz.

"I would love a sandwich right now." Fizz says, continuing his soothing, focusing on Clone the most.