The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Ink said:

I Duck after the Sandwich 

Its a close race between you and the Duck, but they Chicken out at the last second.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

57 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Its a close race between you and the Duck, but they Chicken out at the last second.

You win a trophy for your puns. I am too busy laughing to do anything useful.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I am too useful anything to laughing busy do.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I am choo-choo busy with school to cue anything else...

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[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take the Sandwich from whoever has it or wherever it is and duct tape it to my arm so that no one will ever be able to take it, because as everyone knows, duct tape is indestructible.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

7 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I take the Sandwich from whoever has it or wherever it is and duct tape it to my arm so that no one will ever be able to take it, because as everyone knows, duct tape is indestructible.

I simply cut off your arm, give you some Stormlight to regenerate it if need be, and run off to an ash cloud.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

15 hours ago, Through the Living Ink said:

I simply cut off your arm, give you some Stormlight to regenerate it if need be, and run off to an ash cloud.

I thank you for the Stormlight, then regenerate my arm. I then cut off my arm and regenerate another arm. I repeat this process until I have a line of arms that reaches all the way into the ash cloud. I pluck the Sandwich with my furthest arm and then pass the Sandwich back down the line of arms. I grab the Sandwich from my now decapitated arm.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

1 hour ago, Unintelligenius said:

I thank you for the Stormlight, then regenerate my arm. I then cut off my arm and regenerate another arm. I repeat this process until I have a line of arms that reaches all the way into the ash cloud. I pluck the Sandwich with my furthest arm and then pass the Sandwich back down the line of arms. I grab the Sandwich from my now decapitated arm.

I cut off the arm that you used to grab the Sandwich, the ride into the sunset with a car made of your disembodied hands.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

The sun chases you back the other way. 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

you screams and runs away from the sun while through the living grub skedaddles away with the sandwich.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I cackle maniacally that I managed to get away with that. I dig a big hole and cover it with leaves to catch anyone who tries to steal my precious Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I fall in the hole, then fall out, fall past you, and grab the Sandwich on my way past

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I create a giant paper airplane with my incredible Sandwich-Graber-Inator-400 and fly after you.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

28 minutes ago, Through the Living Ink said:

I fall in the hole, then fall out, fall past you, and grab the Sandwich on my way past

I trip you and grab the Sandwich then fall up into space and out of the universe. I see the multiverse and suddenly have clarity of mind. I fly back down to earth and build three rooms with a door in front of each. I put the Sandwich inside one room and vicious lions inside the other two. I place a man who always lies in front of door one, a man who always tells the truth in front of door two, and no one at all in front of door three.  Then I wait to observe what will happen.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

5 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I trip you and grab the Sandwich then fall up into space and out of the universe. I see the multiverse and suddenly have clarity of mind. I fly back down to earth and build three rooms with a door in front of each. I put the Sandwich inside one room and vicious lions inside the other two. I place a man who always lies in front of door one, a man who always tells the truth in front of door two, and no one at all in front of door three.  Then I wait to observe what will happen.

I ask the man in front of door 1 if door 3 is a Chinese room. I then slip 3 Chinese characters written on 3 separate pieces of paper underneath door 3.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I grab the hot potato I threw into this Thread from The Last Post Loses. 

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

I politely ask you to hand it over to me :3

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

I politely ask you to hand it over to me :3

I politely hand it over to you and also steal your boots.

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

I cackle and encourage said behavior, then demand said boots as payment for feigned insult

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

Nooo my boots! 

Spoiler

NOOO WHY POTATO SO HOT!!

I try to hand it back

Just now, Through The Living Star said:

I cackle and encourage said behavior, then demand said boots as payment for feigned insult

Confused, I look between you and Ink, boots in one hand, burning potato in the other

[Through The Living Star She/Her]

As you stare, confused, I grab both boots and potato and run as fast as I can away

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Usseewa said:

Nooo my boots! 

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NOOO WHY POTATO SO HOT!!

I try to hand it back

Confused, I look between you and Ink, boots in one hand, burning potato in the other

I drop the Sandwich on your head.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Star said:

As you stare, confused, I grab both boots and potato and run as fast as I can away

 

1 minute ago, Through the Living Ink said:

I drop the Sandwich on your head.

I look up like an idiot, and it slides backwards off my head and onto the ground.

I turn and jump (no boots on), planning to land on the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 minute ago, Usseewa said:

 

I look up like an idiot, and it slides backwards off my head and onto the ground.

I turn and jump (no boots on), planning to land on the Sandwich.

I quickly move the floor out the way.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

3 minutes ago, Through the Living Ink said:

I quickly move the floor out the way.

I fall into the void and die