The Battle for the Sandwich

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Fizz9 said:

Fizz soothes everyone, causing them all to become very willing to impress Fizz.

"I would love a sandwich right now." Fizz says, continuing his soothing, focusing on Clone the most.

Clone burns copper, and proceeds to start a staring contest with Fizz

[Fizz9]

Fizz doesn't stop looking at Clone. Still he is Soothing @Unintelligenius to take the Sandwich and give it to Fizz.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, Fizz9 said:

Fizz doesn't stop looking at Clone. Still he is Soothing @Unintelligenius to take the Sandwich and give it to Fizz.

I take the Sandwich from Clone and bonk him on the head for abusing his power as a Clone to take the Sandwich. Everyone should know that all are equal in the anti-anti-clone organization and no one is an original or above any others. Then I give the Sandwich to Fizz.

[Fizz9]

8 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I take the Sandwich from Clone and bonk him on the head for abusing his power as a Clone to take the Sandwich. Everyone should know that all are equal in the anti-anti-clone organization and no one is an original or above any others. Then I give the Sandwich to Fizz.

I thank @Unintelligenius, then use the surge of gravitation to fly up and away as fast as humanly possible. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I clone myself, and my clone take the Sandwich from Fizz9. My clone gives it to me. I then destroy my clone.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I wish I had paid more attention when my friend was telling me about Clone Wars. In the meantime, I build a Death Star, because my pigeon ran off and he was 95% of my impulse control 

[Fizz9]

4 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I wish I had paid more attention when my friend was telling me about Clone Wars. In the meantime, I build a Death Star, because my pigeon ran off and he was 95% of my impulse control 

I grab your pigeon then tape it to you, then blow up the Death Star. While everyone is freaking out about that I take the sandwich from NerdSandwich.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

I am tossed out in space from the explosion and drift by long enough to snatch the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I also have no impulse control, so I steal the pigeon from Ink, and somehow the pigeon enlightens me and as I meditate, the Sandwich falls into my hands, as I am its rightful keeper.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

I use a hunting falcon to snatch your pigeon and the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I use a giant eagle to snatch your hunting falcon and the Sandwich. My giant eagle gives me the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I summon your giant eagle using a moth. I then send it back to you with a sealed envelope. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 4/13/2026 at 4:34 AM, Fizz9 said:

I thank @Unintelligenius, then use the surge of gravitation to fly up and away as fast as humanly possible. 

I say my pleasure and then hike into the forest. Once I'm there, I whittle down all the trees to make a lot of logs and boards and then build a spaceship out of them. I fly over to @NerdSandwich and take the Sandwich and then go back to the forest.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

I use the aforementioned hunting falcon to scare all the animals in the swamp towards @Unintelligenius, and I snatch the Sandwich in the confusion.

Edited April 16 by Adonalsium Will Return

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I wipe your memory of the Sandwich. You are confused as to why you are holding the Sandwich. I take the Sandwich in the confusion.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I spear the Sandwich on the end of an umbrella, open the umbrella (with Sandwich on top), and float away dreamily on a gust of wind

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I fall from the sky onto the umbrella and snatch the Sandwich back.

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

The umbrella snaps and you fall, and I catch the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I fall on your head and steal the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 4/16/2026 at 5:06 AM, Adonalsium Will Return said:

I use the aforementioned hunting falcon to scare all the animals in the swamp towards @Unintelligenius, and I snatch the Sandwich in the confusion.

I eat all of the animals. Then I use the new animal powers that I got from eating them and speak to a nearby grizzly bear. The bear kindly mauls @NerdSandwich and then hands me the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

The bear, still feeling kind, steals the Sandwich back from you. He gives the Sandwich to me.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I hand out bandages to all who need them, including myself

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 4/17/2026 at 9:57 AM, Ink and Embers said:

I hand out bandages to all who need them, including myself

I steal all of the bandages and make a giant paper airplane out of them. Then I fly over and take the Sandwich from @NerdSandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

How the heck did this only get one post over the entire weekend????

I secure Unintelligenius to a tree with the giant paper airplane of bandages. I take the sandwich and laugh in his face.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I crash a small moon made of bandages into the earth. While you are all distracted by the impending apocalypse, I steal the Sandwich