The Battle for the Sandwich

[Adonalsium Will Return He/him]

I steal the potato that was recently tossed in here from the Last Post Loses thread.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I buy a separate potato and preform the old switcheroo and swap the potatoes without you noticing.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

I buy a separate potato and preform the old switcheroo and swap the potatoes without you noticing.

He already sent it back to the other thread

 

 

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I don't care and neither should you cause I didn't bold it.  

 

I turn into a very normal-looking tree.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

...okay well that's just confusing.

[Factor She/Her]

I ask the person who always lies if they are a sandwich, then activate the I Am A Stick mode to turn them into a decoy sandwich (because they will tell everyone they are a sandwich until they are confused enough to believe it, because they aren’t a sandwich, but since they must lie they must say they are)

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

3 minutes ago, Factor said:

I ask the person who always lies if they are a sandwich, then activate the I Am A Stick mode to turn them into a decoy sandwich (because they will tell everyone they are a sandwich until they are confused enough to believe it, because they aren’t a sandwich, but since they must lie they must say they are)

...and who might that be?

Edited April 1 by Usseewa

[Factor She/Her]

? I’m not sure whom you are talking about when you say whom with impeccable grammar. But I assume you’re asking about who the TOTALLY A SANDWICH is confusing, and that’s anyone, because insisting you’re a stick/sandwich seems to work on anyone on the shard.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

1 minute ago, Factor said:

? I’m not sure whom you are talking about when you say whom with impeccable grammar. But I assume you’re asking about who the TOTALLY A SANDWICH is confusing, and that’s anyone, because insisting you’re a stick/sandwich seems to work on anyone on the shard.

I actually changed it to 'who' because tbf i don't know which one's correct in that case ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I was asking who "the one who always lies" is.

[Factor She/Her]

I think it’s correct. And Unintelligenius put them in front a a door guarding the sandwich on the last page, and it’s still behind one of the doors. Everyone was distracted by the potato that got tossed in, so I decided to take the opportunity.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

2 minutes ago, Factor said:

I think it’s correct. And Unintelligenius put them in front a a door guarding the sandwich on the last page, and it’s still behind one of the doors. Everyone was distracted by the potato that got tossed in, so I decided to take the opportunity.

Actually, Ink dropped the Sandwich on my head 

 

Edited April 1 by Usseewa

[Factor She/Her]

Hmmm. Well, I was just making a decoy sandwich, which I guess it’s a good thing I did that instead of pointlessly trying to get through the door.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

well there's a decoy sandwhih then

but who's the "one who always lies" that got transmuted into said decoy?

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I ask the person who always lies if they are a sandwich, then activate the I Am A Stick mode to turn them into a decoy sandwich

 

Like, is that a player/user, or some 'npc'?

[Factor She/Her]

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Like, is that a player/user, or some 'npc'?

A npc, as far as I know. Unintelligenius just set up some puzzle and said “I put a person who lies here” so I think so?
Politely asks to trade your sandwich that was dropped on your head but could potentially be a decoy for my sandwich that could not be a decoy, because it keeps saying “I am the Sandwich” and saying it’s a decoy would mean Stick might not be a stick.

Edited April 1 by Factor
Typo

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

19 minutes ago, Factor said:

A npc, as far as I know. Unintelligenius just set up some puzzle and said “I put a person who lies here” so I think so?
Politely asks to trade your sandwich that was dropped on your head but could potentially be a decoy for my sandwich that could not be a decoy, because it keeps saying “I am the Sandwich” and saying it’s a decoy would mean Stick might not be a stick.

uhhh

(so if u didn't read everything, the Sandwich was on the ground after it slipped off my head, and then I fell into the void and died. Buuuut I'm saying I respawned lol so now)
 

Y'Lhil picks up what she believes to be a decoy Sandwich, because why would someone lie? [Oh, the naivete.] She hands the "decoy" to Politely and takes the talking Sandwich, giggling at what she perceives as idiocy from Politely.

 

Yes, I intentionally (mis)interpreted "Politely asks ..." as "<Someone's name> asks" (e.g., "Lily asks")

Edited April 1 by Usseewa

[Factor She/Her]

Oh. That sounds familiar, but it’s hard to keep up with what happened to the Sandwich.
Hmmm. Now I need to figure out what to do with Politely. Let’s try this:

Politely takes the sandwich and hides it under their hat, because they don’t know what to do with it.

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

L'Lhil lifts the talking decoy Sandwich and attempts to eat it, since no one's taking it from her.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I quickly build a Sandwich Decoy Eliminator 30,000™ and used it to get rid of all decoy sandwiches. Then I see which Sandwich is still around and grab it before anyone else does.

[Factor She/Her]

Politely reprimands Unintelligenius very politely for knocking their hat off their head in their attempt to grab the sandwich from under it, then politely excuses themselves to avoid further confusion.

Edited April 1 by Factor
Clarification

[Usseewa ✾ She♡Her ✾]

L'Lhil slowly looks up at @Unintelligenius, then uhhh gets the Sandwich first :3

[Factor She/Her]

Politely pops in, says hello, grabs the sandwich, then realizes stealing it was rude and tosses it. Then they need to leave again.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I float past, wrestling with a birthday balloon.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

my branches pop the balloon

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

My balloon pops the branch back.

Meanwhile, I summon a pterodactyl using eight friendship bracelets and some chewing gum, then convince aforementioned pterodactyl to steal the Sandwich on my behalf.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I toss a saddle onto the pterodactyl and tame it. I am now its liege and we ride together to steal the Sandwich.