The Battle for the Sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

On 4/4/2026 at 11:22 PM, Ink and Embers said:

I thank you for the Easter eggs, shout "Look! A rabbit!" and mass produce some Molotov cocktail easter eggs while you aren't looking. I then give you three. 

I thank you for the three easter eggs and decide to crack them open to see what candy is inside. I also summon the Sandwich back to me with some wizard powers.

Edited April 6 by Unintelligenius

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I thank you for the three easter eggs and decide to crack them open to see what candy is inside. I also summon the Sandwich back to me with some wizard powers.

The Easter eggs explode in your face. I also set off a confetti cannon. 

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I set off a real cannon, then launch myself out of a larger cannon and steal the sandwich as I fly past.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Ink and Embers said:

The Easter eggs explode in your face. I also set off a confetti cannon. 

I go on a long journey and find a magic healer who says he will heal my face for the price of the Sandwich. I shoot @Through The Living Grub out of the sky with some anti-air missiles and then grab the Sandwich from the fallen body. Then I go back to the healer and give him the Sandwich and he heals my face. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich by using a katana.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I fight back with an even bigger katana and I slice yours in half.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I shoot you with a crossbow because ranged weapon superiority. I then harpoon the Sandwich and steal it back. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

It is very sad.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

9 hours ago, Ink and Embers said:

I shoot you with a crossbow because ranged weapon superiority. I then harpoon the Sandwich and steal it back. 

I slice the crossbow bolt in half with my big katana. Then I yank the Sandwich off the harpoon and run off whilst you are distracted by it.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I eat the harpoon and yank the Sandwich back.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I shrug and summon a shark 

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I shrug and summon 10 sharks

[Fizz9]

I grab the sandwich and fly away (Gravitation Surge) while you are all distracted by the 11 sharks.

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

NOPE! it was but a dream! (you have to bold your posts for them to happen) 

I grab the Sandwich with the power of the Gum-Gum Fruit, then I slingshot away.

[Fizz9]

*faceplants*

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

Face-Plants rise up from the ground and begin laughing at you

[Unintelligenius he/him]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

NOPE! it was but a dream! (you have to bold your posts for them to happen) 

I grab the Sandwich with the power of the Gum-Gum Fruit, then I slingshot away.

I slingshot after you and grab the Sandwich from you midair.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I slingshot a shark after you, which steals the Sandwich as it shoots past

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I throw a slingshot at you and steal the Sandwich

[Through The Living Ketek He/Him/His]

I pull out an entire aircraft carrier from my pocket and slap you in the back of the face, and steal The Sandwich with a bucket.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I pull out three aircraft carriers, throw them to Colorado, and steal the Sandwich while you are distracted.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I throw Colorado at you

[Conure1243 He/Him]

I am smashed by Colorado as I walk by trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 hours ago, Conure1243 said:

I am smashed by Colorado as I walk by trying to figure out what the heck is going on.

I pick up Colorado from off of you and offer you a hand. Then I throw ten katanas at @NerdSandwich and grab the Sandwich with my other hand, because my other hand is still holding Colorado up.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I steal Colorado from your hand and use it as a skateboard to charge @NerdSandwich, then throw New Mexico for good measure.