The Battle for the Sandwich

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

I steal the Sandwich in the turmoil of the Globe transformation and escape right before @Through The Living Ketek eats the Globe.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich by summoning Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon as a distraction.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

The pigeon god is quickly scared away by my million-strong army of IRS officials.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

1 minute ago, Through The Living Ketek said:

The pigeon god is quickly scared away by my million-strong army of IRS officials.

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims's natural reaction to fear is dancing, and so he dances!

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Through The Living Grub said:

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims's natural reaction to fear is dancing, and so he dances!

He looks sad!!! 

I give Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims some breadcrumbs. 

[Unintelligenius he/him]

9 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal the Sandwich by summoning Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon as a distraction.

I reprimand you for summoning the god-pigeon, you should allow the god-pigeon to do as he wishes. I politely ask Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon to grab the Sandwich from you and he happily abliges.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon gives the Sandwich back to me after I mind control him.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon breaks free from your pitiful mind control and dances away. He dances straight into the throne I built for him, and he rewards my kindness by giving me the Sandwich.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich back via compounding Steel and I sincerely apologize to Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon. He forgives me.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I get the cosmerdle in two tries:

I got today's Cosmeredle in 2 tries!


Try and beat me at https://cosmeredle.net/

[NerdSandwich she/her]

Oh there's a cosmeredle lol? i cant beat that though

its blocked on my computer

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

Its also blocked for me. sad.

21 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal the Sandwich back via compounding Steel and I sincerely apologize to Herr Federflugüberwachungsbehördenleiter von Hochdachfenstersims the God-Pigeon. He forgives me.

I chuck a looney-tunes-esque boomerang with a plunger on the end that suctions the Sandwich from your hands and flies back to me.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I distract you with my poetry and steal the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

I take your poetry and get rid of the "oetry" and add "aper" and now I have a piece of paper in my hand. I give you a papercut, grab the Sandwich, and run off cakcling to myself.

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I take the pa out of paper so it only has a ma and replace it with a vi. The viper bites you and I take the Sandwich. I kill the viper too.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

As I am injected with radioactive viper powers, I transform into Viper Man. Wings grow from my back, and I fly at you and beat my wings so hard that you drop the Sandwich. I grab the Sandwich and fly off.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I send a pterodactyl after you. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I bid you all goodbye for a while and steal the Sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I bid you all goodbye for a while and steal the Sandwich.

I wave after you and shout "We'll miss you!!! Take care!!!!" while riding a unicycle

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

2 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I bid you all goodbye for a while and steal the Sandwich.

I throw a big "goodbye" party with dozens of fireworks.

As you are in awe of the dazzling lights I gently pluck the Sandwich from your limp fingers.

[Keteᛕ He/Him/His]

I got today's Cosmeredle in 1 tries!

Try and beat me at https://cosmeredle.net/

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 hours ago, Through the Living Ink said:

I send a pterodactyl after you. 

I duck. Then I throw a duck at the pterodactyl.

11 hours ago, NerdSandwich said:

I bid you all goodbye for a while and steal the Sandwich.

I wave goodbye and wish you well on your future adventures that will hopefully include lots of merry Sandwich stealing.

8 hours ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I throw a big "goodbye" party with dozens of fireworks.

As you are in awe of the dazzling lights I gently pluck the Sandwich from your limp fingers.

I watch the fireworks in awe. Then a tree catches fire, and the cops come and arrest you for starting a fire. They set aside the Sandwich, not realizing its true value. I slyly grab it off the ground and disappear into the night.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

6 hours ago, Unintelligenius said:

I duck. Then I throw a duck at the pterodactyl.

I wave goodbye and wish you well on your future adventures that will hopefully include lots of merry Sandwich stealing.

I watch the fireworks in awe. Then a tree catches fire, and the cops come and arrest you for starting a fire. They set aside the Sandwich, not realizing its true value. I slyly grab it off the ground and disappear into the night.

I summon the Sandwich and throw it after the duck.

[Through The Living Grub He/Him]

On 3/29/2026 at 1:51 AM, Through the Living Ink said:

I summon the Sandwich and throw it after the duck.

I summon a Duck and throw it after the sandwich.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

36 minutes ago, Through The Living Grub said:

I summon a Duck and throw it after the sandwich.

I Duck after the Sandwich