The Battle for the Sandwich

[Verdance he/him]

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Heyo, I’ve been around for about a month and a half now, but figure I’ll say hi. I’m a Coppermind human and generally strange person!

About me:

I am a human.

I like breathing air.

Like a human…

 

I’ve read all the cosmere and all pretty much all the non-cosmere (though I have a few short stories left like DE) 

I distract you with a mystery quote and charge, Plotblade outstretched.

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

I distract you with a mystery quote and charge, Plotblade outstretched.

I pull out an uno reverse, and charge at your with the Plotblade

[Verdance he/him]

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

I pull out an uno reverse, and charge at your with the Plotblade

Probability rebels, and because i am not observing the card, it is in a quantum state of being both an uno reverse card and not an uno reverse card. Before you can observe it to apply the effects to reality, i cut the card out of your hands. Quantum physics dictate it is now a red 1/2.

Edited March 14 by Through The Living Grass

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

4 hours ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

I knock out wyver with a giant spoon and pick up the sandwich 

3 hours ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

I attempt to answer grass' question. While everyone is amazed at my ability to warp reality, I take the sandwich. The mac n cheese falls into apathy.

3 hours ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Its boring though

Suddenly, the Plotblade True Love appears in front of me. I must go on a quest to reunite the mac and cheese with the sandwich, whilst not referencing the Princess Bride at all. Truly perilous.

Whaaaat

How did you bring a Plotblade?

[Verdance he/him]

23 minutes ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

Whaaaat

How did you bring a Plotblade?

It’s an unauthorized replica with similar abilities. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

14 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

It’s an unauthorized replica with similar abilities. 

Ohhh

So not a real Plotblade?

[Verdance he/him]

56 minutes ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

Ohhh

So not a real Plotblade?

Close enough. I don’t know much about threadhopper mechanics, i have heard there are interactions between TLT and BftS, but i thought this was funny enough and didn’t want to offend whoever canonically holds True Love.

for all intents and purposes, consider it a real plotblade

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

i have heard there are interactions between TLT and BftS

Yeah that is 99% me

All my TLT characters except one come from here

For Threadhopping, they either use quantum tunneling or Door-Ways

10 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

for all intents and purposes, consider it a real plotblade

Alright.

[Spahc11 He/Him]

Bruh where is the sandwich - I lost track

 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

10 hours ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

I attempt to answer grass' question. While everyone is amazed at my ability to warp reality, I take the sandwich. The mac n cheese falls into apathy.

The Maw 6 bonks you and steals the sandwich

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

1 hour ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

The Maw 6 bonks you and steals the sandwich

I offer the Maw 6 mac'n'cheese 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

19 minutes ago, Through the Living Ink said:

I offer the Maw 6 mac'n'cheese 

The Maw 6 graciously accepts, swallowing all of it.

Mac'n'cheese is now part of its singularity.

[CoderDrag0n8 He/They]

On 3/14/2026 at 10:41 AM, Through the Living Mippo said:

I snatch the sandwich from coder

I look at my hands in wonder. "Wait... I had the sandwich????"

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

On 3/14/2026 at 12:25 PM, Through The Living Grass said:

Its boring though

Suddenly, the Plotblade True Love appears in front of me. I must go on a quest to reunite the mac and cheese with the sandwich, whilst not referencing the Princess Bride at all. Truly perilous.

Reference Princess Bride?
How utterly inconceivable!

[Spahc11 He/Him]

Because I stabbed @Through The Living KSauce with a hemalurgic spike, his characters are MINE. So I take command of his characters and they hand me the sandwich graciously, and defend me with their life, leaving Through The Living KSauce with nothing.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

29 minutes ago, Spahc11 said:

Because I stabbed @Through The Living KSauce with a hemalurgic spike, his characters are MINE. So I take command of his characters and they hand me the sandwich graciously, and defend me with their life, leaving Through The Living KSauce with nothing.

"That is not how Hemalurgy works," Trout said, appearing beside you. "For one, my Author, KSauce, does not usually have a physical form here, so there is nothing to spike. Two, Hemalurgy cannot steal Authorship. Three, some of us characters are very plot relevant, and transferring Authors, which requires the consent of everyone involved, would mess up a whole lot of plotlines in Threads beyond this one."

The Maw 6 appears and bonks @Spahc11 before stealing the sandwich and leaving the ecliptic plane to try and bring back Clone.

[Verdance he/him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

"That is not how Hemalurgy works," Trout said, appearing beside you. "For one, my Author, KSauce, does not usually have a physical form here, so there is nothing to spike. Two, Hemalurgy cannot steal Authorship. Three, some of us characters are very plot relevant, and transferring Authors, which requires the consent of everyone involved, would mess up a whole lot of plotlines in Threads beyond this one."

The Maw 6 appears and bonks @Spahc11 before stealing the sandwich and leaving the ecliptic plane to try and bring back Clone.

I use a nullite spike to suppress KSOHS authorship just to prove him wrong

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich using a magical flute.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

29 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I steal the Sandwich using a magical flute.

I steal the Sandwich using a magical string quartet.

[Verdance he/him]

I steal the sandwich using a metalcore/dubstep track.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I steal the Sandwich using an out-of-tune clarinet 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I steal the Sandwich using my in-tune clarinet.

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

I steal your in-tune clarinet and use it to steal the Sandwich 

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

Just now, Through the Living Ink said:

I steal your in-tune clarinet and use it to steal the Sandwich 

I play my organ more dramatically than anyone ever thought possible. While you are all in awe, I take the Sandwich.

[Unintelligenius he/him]

2 minutes ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

I play my organ more dramatically than anyone ever thought possible. While you are all in awe, I take the Sandwich.

I play some bagpipes and leave all your jaws dropped. Then I summon the shark from JAWS and drop him on you, and he eats you. I stick my hand down the shark's throat, grab the Sandwich, and walk away.