The Battle for the Sandwich

[Katalri_105 They/her]

4 hours ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

The Maw 6 sneaks up behind you and gives you a jump scare before eating the sandwich. As the sandwich is indestructible, it just sits inside the Maw 6's event horizon.

I summon a couple million sentient pieces of toast to retrieve the sandwich from inside Maw 6. Many don’t make it, but the few who do give it to me in exchange for me ending their suffering and trauma from being inside Maw 6. I now, with the sandwich, run (not literally) into the sunset.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

6 minutes ago, Katalri_105 said:

I summon a couple million sentient pieces of toast to retrieve the sandwich from inside Maw 6. Many don’t make it, but the few who do give it to me in exchange for me ending their suffering and trauma from being inside Maw 6. I now, with the sandwich, run (not literally) into the sunset.

You appear to have gone off course, as you find yourself running (literally) into the sunset.

Clone, still wearing glitter armour, flies past you at near light speed, and tapping zinc and steel, is able to steal the sandwich from you.

[Spahc11 He/Him]

Clone spontaneously combusts and falls into my graceful hands. I look down at the majestic sandwich, stab @Through The Living KSauce with a hemalurgic spike and turn into Ruin.

Edited March 13 by Spahc11

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

7 minutes ago, Spahc11 said:

Clone spontaneously combusts and falls into my graceful hands. I look down at the majestic sandwich, stab @Through The Living KSauce with a hemalurgic spike and turn into Ruin.

It was all just a dream, because it wasn't bolded

Also I'm not manifested here, I only play through characters

[Through The Living Ash he/him]

2 hours ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

You appear to have gone off course, as you find yourself running (literally) into the sunset.

Clone, still wearing glitter armour, flies past you at near light speed, and tapping zinc and steel, is able to steal the sandwich from you.

He then rams straight into a solid brick wall, still travelling at near-light speeds. 

[NerdSandwich she/her]

I unexplode myself and subsequently steal the Sandwich.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

33 minutes ago, NerdSandwich said:

I unexplode myself and subsequently steal the Sandwich.

I appear in front of you and jumpscare you.
I grab the dropped Sandwich while you are not so casually scared 3/4ths to death.

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

9 hours ago, Through The Living Ash said:

He then rams straight into a solid brick wall, still travelling at near-light speeds. 

The glitter armour leaves him unscathed, but it messes up his trajectory and now he's headed away from the ecliptic plane

8 hours ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

I appear in front of you and jumpscare you.
I grab the dropped Sandwich while you are not so casually scared 3/4ths to death.

The CEO of Hydrocarbon Mining Inc. shows up in his methane rocket and steals the sandwich

[Unintelligenius he/him]

17 hours ago, Through The Living KSauce said:

The Maw 6 sneaks up behind you and gives you a jump scare before eating the sandwich. As the sandwich is indestructible, it just sits inside the Maw 6's event horizon.

I jump in an embarrassingly scared way. Then I start a petition that the owner of the Sandwich should be decided by a vote. Also the petition says in very fine print that my vote is worth 1 million votes and I also get veto power. 

[KaladinsSenseOfHumourSpren He/Him]

3 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I jump in an embarrassingly scared way. Then I start a petition that the owner of the Sandwich should be decided by a vote. Also the petition says in very fine print that my vote is worth 1 million votes and I also get veto power. 

The CEO joins the petition, forgetting to read the fine print.

[IAmThatOneGuy He/Him]

43 minutes ago, Unintelligenius said:

I jump in an embarrassingly scared way. Then I start a petition that the owner of the Sandwich should be decided by a vote. Also the petition says in very fine print that my vote is worth 1 million votes and I also get veto power. 

Seems legit.
That weird, uneven line must be where you sign.

Edited March 13 by ThatOneGuyOverThere

[Unintelligenius he/him]

3 hours ago, ThatOneGuyOverThere said:

Seems legit.
That weird, uneven line must be where you sign.

Yep it totally is.... 

[Verdance he/him]

I start singing. Loudly. Someone drops the sandwich to listen to my ambiguously skillful voice, and i pick it up and walk away, still singing.

Edited March 14 by Through The Living Grass

[___ He/Him]

18 hours ago, Through The Living Coder said:

I steal the sandwich from grass

I snatch the sandwich from coder

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

2 minutes ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

I snatch the sandwich from coder

I steal the Sandwich from mippo 

[___ He/Him]

On 12/19/2025 at 10:57 AM, The Great Wyver said:

I teleport behind ink to steal the sandwich

I knock out wyver with a giant spoon and pick up the sandwich 

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

3 minutes ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

I knock out wyver with a giant spoon and pick up the sandwich 

Wait

Is my thing loading properly, or did you actually quote a post from several months ago

I invent a time machine and use it to make mac'n'cheese 

[___ He/Him]

On 8/23/2025 at 10:46 PM, Through the Living Ink said:

Hi! I'm Ink and Embers.

I've read most of the cosmere books, apart from White Sand and Isles of the Emberdark. I sometimes come up with correct predictions based on entirely the wrong evidence!

I also enjoy writing, ttrpgs, and general daydreaming!

I say hi to ink and embers

[Ink and Embers Any pronouns]

5 minutes ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

I say hi to ink and embers

I am deeply concerned and offer you mac'n'cheese 

[Verdance he/him]

I steal the mac and cheese along with the sandwich. They fall in love and plan to get married.

[___ He/Him]

On 12/31/2025 at 10:05 AM, Through The Living Grass said:

This might be a “why didn’t the eagles fly the ring to Mordor” situation, but why didn’t Dalinar just leave Odium on Roshar and take as much of humanity as possible with him when it became apparent he couldn’t beat Odium? Too hard to travel through Shadesmar/get off planet, weird oath stuff that wouldn’t keep Odium trapped, etc? 

I attempt to answer grass' question. While everyone is amazed at my ability to warp reality, I take the sandwich. The mac n cheese falls into apathy.

[Verdance he/him]

3 minutes ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

I attempt to answer grass' question. While everyone is amazed at my ability to warp reality, I take the sandwich. The mac n cheese falls into apathy.

This was like three months ago!

its literally my first post

Edited March 14 by Through The Living Grass

[___ He/Him]

4 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

This was like three months ago!

its literally my first post

Indeed

I'm so, so tempted to quote chaos' first post

[Verdance he/him]

1 minute ago, Through the Living Mippo said:

Indeed

I'm so, so tempted to quote chaos' first post

Its boring though

Suddenly, the Plotblade True Love appears in front of me. I must go on a quest to reunite the mac and cheese with the sandwich, whilst not referencing the Princess Bride at all. Truly perilous.

[___ He/Him]

2 minutes ago, Through The Living Grass said:

Its boring though

Still that would be indeed dangerous